hobbes4star 0 #1 August 15, 2006 Older and Wiser When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 August 15, 2006 QuoteI am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. I'm not allowed to comment on such things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #3 August 15, 2006 A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't smell and are silent". The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, they stink terribly." "Good", the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 August 15, 2006 When a MAN says: What he really means is~ "I meant to call, but lost your number..." ~The blonde with the big tits was back in town, but now that she's left... "I thought I'd stop by to see you later..." ~We're foregoing dinner and a movie, ya got two hours to get the sheets washed... "I was playing ball with the guys..." ~don't ask about the fresh finger nail scratches..." "Let's just stay in tonight..." ~I'm ricocheting checks all over town...(Blondie was back) "I love your eyes..." ~Lay off the twinkies, your gettin' an ass like a brewery horse! "You have great legs..." ~But they look like they were designed to hold a lotta weight, so eventually they WILL! "I'm a Skydiver..." ~I'm fucking BROKE...! "You're so talented..." ~Unlike the blonde, you can cook... "Tell me about your family..." ~You gonna be coming into money? "Tell me about your friends..." ~God I hope you don't know the blonde...! "I travel a lot for work..." ~Don't call me, I'll call you... "You have 'natural' beauty..." You need to shop more at 'Fredericks'... "How are you doing..." ~Is it still 'that time' of the month...? "It's my 'pet name' I made up for you..." ~What was your name again...? "It's just that I have trouble expressing myself in words..." ~What the fuck was your name again...?" "You seem really adventurous..." ~Wanna see my ball-gag and handcuffs....? "What do you do for fun..." Who else you sleepin' with...? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 August 15, 2006 Stop with the senseless boobie comments. This forum is for serious discussions."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
