livendive 8 #1 August 16, 2006 Yeah, I'm talking to you freaks who like "Miracle Whip" instead of mayonnaise! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 August 16, 2006 "I can't BELIEVE it's not BUTTER" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 August 16, 2006 What if you like both and go both ways depending on your mood? Have you ever had Miracle Whip on a turkey sammich? Mmmmmm... How about some mustard on your sammich?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 August 16, 2006 "mayonnaise" Yeah, but Hellmans or Kraft? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #5 August 16, 2006 Miracle whip cleans off of people better and really does lubricate the plastic sheets better at a party! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 August 16, 2006 QuoteWhat if you like both and go both ways depending on your mood? Dave, it's perfectly OK for you to voluntarily comply with a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 August 16, 2006 You asked which way we went, for me I can go for the white creamy stuff or the other white creamy stuff. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 August 16, 2006 HAS to be Hellmans... or else it isnt mayoSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #9 August 16, 2006 Hellmans is ok, but make your own. SO much betterNever try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #10 August 16, 2006 QuoteHAS to be Hellmans... or else it isnt mayohahaha WTF is that ? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #11 August 16, 2006 Mayo, and it's got to be DukesI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 August 16, 2006 I like Mayo, but the wife likes Miracle Whip. We never get along... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #13 August 16, 2006 Mayo all the way,man!!-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 August 16, 2006 Mayo only. I'm not brand-loyal, but it does have to be the real thing. None of this low-fat or fat free crap."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #15 August 16, 2006 Quoteit does have to be the real thingthat means it has to be HOMEMADE. The rest is scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 August 16, 2006 Like AggieDave said it depends on what food you're using it on/with. Mayo is great on burgers, but if you're making tuna salad it has to be Miracle Whip.So therefore your poll is flawed."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 August 16, 2006 I grew up on Miracle Whip, but now I use a little light Hellman's. No way will I waste calories on the regular stuff. On the other hand, my son hates any kind of condiments on his sandwiches. I don't know how he eats it that way.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #18 August 16, 2006 I love condiments, I have this thing about buying them ... I have more condiments then anything else... I get all giddy down that aisle Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 August 16, 2006 condiments... I thought that's what you got in the little 'gum machines' at truckstop restrooms! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 August 16, 2006 QuoteI grew up on Miracle Whip, but now I use a little light Hellman's. No way will I waste calories on the regular stuff. On the other hand, my son hates any kind of condiments on his sandwiches. I don't know how he eats it that way.Where did you learn to spell?? It's Sammiches."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #21 August 16, 2006 If were talking those condiments.... its plain all the way Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 August 16, 2006 So you don't like the flavored ones??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 August 16, 2006 QuoteSo you don't like the flavored ones?? Or the 'glow in the dark' variety?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 August 16, 2006 nooooooo not even for her pleasure... its all about his pleasure Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 August 16, 2006 Quotenooooooo not even for her pleasure... its all about his pleasure At-ta Girl! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
