wmw999 2,584 #26 August 16, 2006 This is one of the very few times I sound like a hardass. Gotta be mayo. Preferably Hellman's (I've made my own, Hellman's is easier). It belongs on tuna salad, chicken salad, egg salad, and in deviled eggs. That's it. Hamburgers or sandwiches with mayo on them are just slippery-slimy and gross. Them's the rules. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #27 August 16, 2006 QuoteOn the other hand, my son hates any kind of condiments on his sandwiches. I don't know how he eats it that way. I was that way as a kid. Ate my burgers plain. Didn't like cheese on my pizza either. Would take the cheese off, then put all the other toppings back on. Yeah, I guess I was a pretty wierd kid.Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #28 August 16, 2006 He'll eat melted cheese like on pizza or quesadillas but he won't just eat a piece of cheese. Don't even get him started on how nasty he thinks Cool Whip is (which I love!). Neither one of my kids really like breakfast food. They never give me the chance to spoil them with a big breakfast, they'd rather have cereal! Back to the mayo, my daughter loves Hellman's. I often want to ask her if she'd like some meat and cheese with her mayo sandwich! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #29 August 16, 2006 QuoteWhat if you like both and go both ways depending on your mood? Have you ever had Miracle Whip on a turkey sammich? Mmmmmm... How about some mustard on your sammich? ditto! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #31 August 16, 2006 I eat very little mayo nowadays, but NEVER Miracle Whip. When I DO eat mayo, I don't care what brand, but it has to be "light" because of the amount of calories saved. That usually means buying Kraft. But none of that "fat free" shit. That stuff's just NASTY! Actually though, I've started using Spicy Golden Brown mustard on most things that I used to eat mayo on. Saves tons of calories...and adds a nice flavor! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 August 16, 2006 Quote"mayonnaise" Yeah, but Hellmans or Kraft? Bobbi Neither - DUKES - It makes the best coleslawI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #33 August 16, 2006 Positively NONE OF THE ABOVE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #34 August 16, 2006 QuoteHAS to be Hellmans... or else it isnt mayoYou would freak out on the West Coast... no such thing as Hellmans here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #35 August 16, 2006 QuoteYeah, I guess I was a pretty wierd kid.Are you claiming to be normal now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #36 August 16, 2006 I like both. He. Hee...."MAYO-naise"Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #37 August 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteHAS to be Hellmans... or else it isnt mayoYou would freak out on the West Coast... no such thing as Hellmans here Yet another reason the west coast is the Best coast. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 August 16, 2006 The Hellman's people ought to give me stock options...every 6 months, when the options don't arrive, I go buy a jar of Dukes just to piss them off. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 August 16, 2006 QuoteThe Hellman's people ought to give me stock options...every 6 months, when the options don't arrive, I go buy a jar of Dukes just to piss them off. Dukes is so much better anyway.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #40 August 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteHAS to be Hellmans... or else it isnt mayoYou would freak out on the West Coast... no such thing as Hellmans here Yet another reason the west coast is the Best coast. Now it all makes sense. I've never heard of Hellman's, but the only mayo I buy is Best Foods. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #41 August 16, 2006 You should have seen Turtle get soooo confused in Montana trying to find the right brand of Mayo to buy. He just couldn't figure it out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #42 August 16, 2006 Neither!! Nasty shit!! Mayo is the cum of the devil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #43 August 17, 2006 Quote Now it all makes sense. I've never heard of Hellman's, but the only mayo I buy is Best Foods. Well now you know how to address a mayonnaise emergency east of the Rockies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billeisele 130 #44 August 17, 2006 Commercial mayonnaise sold in jars originated in New York City, in Manhattan's Upper West Side. In 1905, the first ready-made mayonnaise was sold at Richard Hellmann's delicatessen. In 1932, Best Foods bought out the Hellmann's brand. By then both mayonnaises had such commanding market shares in their own half of the country that it was decided that both brands be preserved. To this day, Best Foods Mayonnaise is only sold west of the Rocky Mountains, while Hellmann's is sold east of the Rockies. Duke's Mayonnaise, still made to the original recipe, remains a popular brand of mayonnaise in the Southeast, although it is not generally available in other markets. Of special note to diabetics, Duke's mayonnaise is the only major mayonnaise available in the United States which does not include sugar as an ingredient. personally i don't like any of the stuff, a little mustard in the tuna sald works for meGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
billeisele 130 #44 August 17, 2006 Commercial mayonnaise sold in jars originated in New York City, in Manhattan's Upper West Side. In 1905, the first ready-made mayonnaise was sold at Richard Hellmann's delicatessen. In 1932, Best Foods bought out the Hellmann's brand. By then both mayonnaises had such commanding market shares in their own half of the country that it was decided that both brands be preserved. To this day, Best Foods Mayonnaise is only sold west of the Rocky Mountains, while Hellmann's is sold east of the Rockies. Duke's Mayonnaise, still made to the original recipe, remains a popular brand of mayonnaise in the Southeast, although it is not generally available in other markets. Of special note to diabetics, Duke's mayonnaise is the only major mayonnaise available in the United States which does not include sugar as an ingredient. personally i don't like any of the stuff, a little mustard in the tuna sald works for meGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
