turtlespeed 226 #1 August 15, 2006 I watched a spider build a web, a REALLY BIG Web. Not that the web itself was big, but the span that it covered - almost 18 feet - was pretty impressive. After Spidey built the web, he had to be hungry - so I helped him catch some dinner. 1 Nice Juicy Moth - almost 1.5 times the size of the spider. I was amazed at the agility of the spider, and the strength of the moth - it took Spidey almost 20 minutes to get the moth all wrapped up - but in the end, there was a nice juicy Moth Shake. At the same time as the feasting and spider watching was going on - I caught something out of the corner of my eye, I was thinking - ooooh - more spider food - but No, it was a Cicada, big guy too - way to big for Spidey - but then there comes an even BIGGER bug, a nice praying mantis, land about 3 feet from me and kinda puffs out his chest at me. I told him I had no interest in his cicada, and he seemed to take that to heart and went over and beat the living hell out of the cicada. I have no Idea what the cicada did to deserve it - but damn, don't fuck with the praying manti in this town - they will put a hurtin' on ya.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 August 15, 2006 No wonder you can't get laid."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 August 15, 2006 I went to the gym. It wasn't nearly as interesting, but at least I got a great workout in. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 August 15, 2006 I took the blue pill. Apparently I should have taken the red one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 August 15, 2006 I needed to think a lot so i went on a cleaning binge for a few hours. Then I watched Wife Swap. What the hell is wrong with me???? I never watch tv EVER.. but Wife Swap?? GOSH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 August 15, 2006 Did I mention that there was Wild Turkey and Iced Tea involved?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 August 15, 2006 I watched my newly delivered movie, "Gypsy Moths!" I also played poker, pw'd and chatted on line with my grandaughter! Then at midnight...honey gets on line! Then it's all about him for the next few hours! Maybe tonight...I'll have a wine cooler too! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 August 15, 2006 QuoteI needed to think a lot so i went on a cleaning binge for a few hours. Then I watched Wife Swap. What the hell is wrong with me???? I never watch tv EVER.. but Wife Swap?? GOSH! "Gosh" Who says that anyway?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 August 15, 2006 QuoteDid I mention that there was Wild Turkey and Iced Tea involved?You have redeemed yourself."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 August 15, 2006 Had sushi with Two Hotties and a Fat Guy. Then a sheep fucker showed up so we all left. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 August 15, 2006 QuoteDid I mention that there was Wild Turkey and Iced Tea involved? No, but I probably could have guessed. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #12 August 15, 2006 i had sex with my hot wife. i really is a good way to spend an evening. i'm thinking about doing it again tonight. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 August 15, 2006 Took my son to soccer practice and then we all watched "Nanny McPhee".She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 August 15, 2006 Well, you are a Trophy Husband. It's kind of your job. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 August 15, 2006 Vskydiver got home from her trip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #16 August 15, 2006 hmmmm, I went to the grocery store to buy a bottle of wine because I just realized that I accidentally sent pictures from LP to a customer..... While at the grocery store a man walked up to me and offered to buy me a bottle of vodka. I politely declined; meanwhile the guy kept following me around insisting on letting him buy the bottle of vodka.... I giggled (nervously). He asked if it's wrong, I tell him no, and once again politely tell him no thank you.... THEN, the FREAKAZOID asked if he can lick my feet.... WTF I was so beside myself, I can't actually believe some guy offered to buy me vodka then ask to lick my feet????? He followed me around for a short while till I made it clear that I wasn't comfortable. I proceeded to checkout, then home and poured myself a STIFF drink. What a fucking night..... Phrase of the day..... Toe lick on isle 2 g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #17 August 15, 2006 that is true. its a tough job but someone has to... who am i kidding, i have the best job in the world. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #18 August 15, 2006 I did know turtle was visiting So-Cal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #19 August 15, 2006 OMG........Cocheese was in town."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #20 August 15, 2006 QuoteI did know turtle was visiting So-Cal. Ironically I was on the phone with Turtle when all this transpired.... He thought it was pretty freaking comical. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #21 August 15, 2006 QuoteOMG........Cocheese was in town. mmmmm I dunno - but - Someone was looking for some Tocheese . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #22 August 15, 2006 I had the house to myself all night... So I drank a bit of whiskey, called my grandmother and talked to her for a while, and then I played my guitar and sang loudly (my favorite thing to do when there is no one home to be offended by my lack of talent). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #23 August 15, 2006 OMG I wish I was on the phone for that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #24 August 15, 2006 We went to WalMart. Then we came back and installed a USB 2.0 card. Then we watched the final episode of Hell's Kitchen. Then we... nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jeiber 0 #25 August 15, 2006 Worked on the Camaro. Got pissed off because I couldn't get the hood lined back up. Worked on the Cobra. Got pissed off because I'm missing a part. Ate dinner. did laundry. Went to bed. What a boring ass life. Doing it all over again tonight. [sigh] -JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 1 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
guppie01 0 #16 August 15, 2006 hmmmm, I went to the grocery store to buy a bottle of wine because I just realized that I accidentally sent pictures from LP to a customer..... While at the grocery store a man walked up to me and offered to buy me a bottle of vodka. I politely declined; meanwhile the guy kept following me around insisting on letting him buy the bottle of vodka.... I giggled (nervously). He asked if it's wrong, I tell him no, and once again politely tell him no thank you.... THEN, the FREAKAZOID asked if he can lick my feet.... WTF I was so beside myself, I can't actually believe some guy offered to buy me vodka then ask to lick my feet????? He followed me around for a short while till I made it clear that I wasn't comfortable. I proceeded to checkout, then home and poured myself a STIFF drink. What a fucking night..... Phrase of the day..... Toe lick on isle 2 g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #17 August 15, 2006 that is true. its a tough job but someone has to... who am i kidding, i have the best job in the world. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 August 15, 2006 I did know turtle was visiting So-Cal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 August 15, 2006 OMG........Cocheese was in town."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #20 August 15, 2006 QuoteI did know turtle was visiting So-Cal. Ironically I was on the phone with Turtle when all this transpired.... He thought it was pretty freaking comical. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 August 15, 2006 QuoteOMG........Cocheese was in town. mmmmm I dunno - but - Someone was looking for some Tocheese . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #22 August 15, 2006 I had the house to myself all night... So I drank a bit of whiskey, called my grandmother and talked to her for a while, and then I played my guitar and sang loudly (my favorite thing to do when there is no one home to be offended by my lack of talent). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #23 August 15, 2006 OMG I wish I was on the phone for that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #24 August 15, 2006 We went to WalMart. Then we came back and installed a USB 2.0 card. Then we watched the final episode of Hell's Kitchen. Then we... nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeiber 0 #25 August 15, 2006 Worked on the Camaro. Got pissed off because I couldn't get the hood lined back up. Worked on the Cobra. Got pissed off because I'm missing a part. Ate dinner. did laundry. Went to bed. What a boring ass life. Doing it all over again tonight. [sigh] -JeffShhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
