kelel01 1 #1 August 18, 2006 You ever get one that seems really pertinent? I got one today that said, "You can undertake and complete anything." I know it's totally generic, but it's still pertinent to my current situation. Also, I'm gonna open my own fortune cookie factory. And every once in a while, I'm gonna slip a fortune that says, "Your significant other is cheating on you. Get out now." just to fuck with people. I might get sued, but I'll be so rich from my fortune cookie empire, it won't matter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 August 18, 2006 Hmm that is odd, I thought you had undertaken just about everything. I don't remember you completing much though. God it's fun to give you shit.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 August 18, 2006 I got a fortune cookie back in 1984 that said "you will travel across oceans." 1 month later I moved to Okinawa, Japan and traveled all over Asia. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #4 August 18, 2006 I was having a REALLY bad day last Friday, completely obsessing about something I had no control over. One of the girls in the office brought me a piece of chocolate to make me feel better. It was one with the corny sayings on the wrapper that fortune cookies have too. I opend it and it said "Don't think about it so much." I thought it was perfect...it is now sitting on my bookshelf in a frame. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #5 August 18, 2006 I got a fortune cookie the other day, but it was written in pencil and it said, "I peed in your rice." "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 August 18, 2006 It didn't say I had completed anything. Just that I can. Geez. And I made it through AFF and a bachelor's degree. I think I'm doin' ok. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #7 August 18, 2006 I got a fortune out of a cookie the other day that said "You will be showered with good luck" It is now taped to my computer to remind me it's coming...Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #8 August 18, 2006 Yes yes I know. Just fn with you. I don't really even know you. Confucious say, eat cookie and pay bill.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 August 18, 2006 Yeah, I know you don't know me. But you seem to be fairly intuitive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 August 18, 2006 Some people tell me that they like my smile. I got a fortune last week that said something like, "your smile brightens up even the cloudiest of days". I saved it. I know, I'm a dork. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #11 August 18, 2006 I have my moments, just like confucious. We have met though, or do you not remember that?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 August 18, 2006 I do . . . vaguely. Couldn't tell you where or when, but I do remember meeting you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #13 August 18, 2006 I got one that said something like, "You have a face and you make for yourselves another"--. Chad loved this one, especially since he likes me better without makeup. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #14 August 18, 2006 that hurts. All those things you said to me, you must not have meant any of it. Ok we met at SDA halloween, and dublin. You might remember SDA, but probably not dublin, you were way gone.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 August 18, 2006 Hmmmm . . . I was at Dublin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #16 August 18, 2006 Once I got one that said: "You like Chinese Food"...........DUH! marc "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #17 August 19, 2006 QuoteHmmmm . . . I was at Dublin? I'm pretty sure. Maybe I was mistaken. We had a conversation though. hmmmm and wasn't there something about a tent.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 August 19, 2006 Yeah, I was at Dublin. I was just kidding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #19 August 19, 2006 I spent some time in China a couple months ago and not one fortune cookie did I find there! I think they are an American thing only. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 August 19, 2006 That just means I need to make my fortune cookie empire in China. It's an untapped market!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 August 19, 2006 QuoteOnce I got one that said: "You like Chinese Food"...........DUH! marc I got one two days ago that said, "You will meet an intelligent blonde who will adore you." Today while mowing the lawn, a Golden Retriever pup came in the yard with a tennis ball and won't leave. Perhaps this is what it meant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
