Cell phone Clipped to the Belt?

[shropshire 0]

You have kids..... they'll tell you (but I'm sure that wont be for a long time yet)

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[Squeak 17]

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I'm sure bending over in stretchy tight jeans ISN'T one of them!

Unless I've reached the age where I shouldn't be wearing strectchy, tight jeans anymore and no one will tell me I look like a fool.

Post a pic I'd tell ya
and it sound like your stretch jeans a tad tad tight

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How's yours doing?

[airtwardo 7]

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You have kids..... they'll tell you (but I'm sure that wont be for a long time yet)

Exactly what I was going to say....I have 3 teens, they let me know!

Then again, I doubt I'll EVEN wear my pants with the underwear hangin' out, or a ball cap on BACKWARDS!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[skymama 37]

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and it sound like your stretch jeans a tad tad tight

All women's stretch jeans are tight, that's the whole point!

The phone will fit in my pocket just fine, it just doesn't stay if I want to bend over. Women's pockets aren't deep and loose like men's pockets.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[wildcard451 0]

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Women's pockets aren't deep and loose like men's pockets.

Is that why women are always after our money?

[riddler 0]

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I can't put it in my pocket, my stretchy jeans are too tight.

Now you're just teasing us

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