Jean Shorts for Men

[jumpwally 0]

Unless those three girls are willing to s---- your d---, i would not listen to em..its all bullshit ! Unless you are 26 or younger, i wouldn't worry about it,,ask them if you wear the right stuff, will the bank take care of the mortgage and car payments and buy you jumps,,? Trends are temp and bs.....

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[udder 0]

Keep wearing your shorts. Also check out the hot new fashion I picked up in Italy. Your shorts will never be able to match my yellow and red number.
Hooray for Lycra..

"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E

[freeflir29 0]

That's DAMN GAY EUROPEAN.

[skymama 37]

Trade them in for the khaki cargo style.

Jorts....I've never heard of that. Funny!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Zep 0]

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Most jean shorts look pretty stupid on guys. That is all.

Not half as stupid looking as guys wearing socks with Tevas

Gone fishing

[TallGuy 0]

Very well. My peers have spoken and I have listened. While I appreciate that the majority of you believe that jean shorts (at least some styles) are acceptable. There can be no denying that a very large part of the population has deemed them to be a major fashion faux paus. Since I ike to adhere to the basic rules of fashion and because I believe celibacy should be voluntary not imposed, I'm going to remove jean shorts from my regular attire. I will however not be burning them but rather setting them aside for activities where my more respectable attire might get damaged.

Now the next time something like this happens can someone please send me a memo? I feel like more of a tool than usual.

[kelel01 1]

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because I believe celibacy should be voluntary not imposed

That was FANTASTIC.

[shropshire 0]

<> - Gosh, isn't that the truth?...It's just plain wrong.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[masterrig 1]

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So much to my dismay I have been informed that jean shorts have become horribly outdated and that even my long baggy cargo denim shorts should be retired to the garbage effective 15+ years ago. Now I will readily admit to not being the most fashion forward of individuals. It's hard to be at 6'9" when you are limited to shopping from big and tall catalogs. But I always thought I had a handle on the basics. When did I become so out of touch? I've had three girls confirm this startling revelation but I'm in denial. What is your opinion?

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After you've blown the knees outa' your Wranglers, cut 'em off, just above the knee... cool! These factory made, hemmed 'jean' shorts look dorky. JMO


Chuck

[kelel01 1]

PLEASE tell me you're kidding. I'm BEGGIN' ya.

[masterrig 1]

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PLEASE tell me you're kidding. I'm BEGGIN' ya.

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Of course, I'm kidding. I was lookin' for 'reaction'. I think, seriously, whatever you're comfortable in. Others may not like it or think it's 'cool' but, the hell with that. It's about what you like.


Chuck

[kelel01 1]

Phew.

[masterrig 1]

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Phew.

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Chuck

[AggieDave 6]

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Of course, I'm kidding.

Of course he was kidding, all of his Wranglers that he's cut up into shorts are cut well above the knee. Infact I think the pockets hang out of some of them.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[masterrig 1]

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Of course, I'm kidding.

Of course he was kidding, all of his Wranglers that he's cut up into shorts are cut well above the knee. Infact I think the pockets hang out of some of them.

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Bwa-hahahahaha... It's a good thing, I wasn't drinkin' coffee, when I opened that!


Chuck

[AggieDave 6]

You know the sad part is I've seen that at Wal-Mart more then a few times growing up. Typically on guys that have their boat with them on the way to Lake Texoma.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[masterrig 1]

Here in West Texas, I've seen mostly girls wearing them. Wouldn't be so bad if, they'd at least tuck the pockets back up. I've only seen one or two guys wearing them like that. They look really bad but... oh well.


Chuck

[caress 0]

I like men in jean shorts. I like it when their manhood hangs out the leg of them. such a neat way to start a blow job and an afternoon of SEX!-Caress

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

[matt1215 0]

That's all I own shorts-wise. Now I have to skydive in my jeans, in the middle of August.

[Brains 2]

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Of course he was kidding, all of his Wranglers that he's cut up into shorts are cut well above the knee. Infact I think the pockets hang out of some of them.

I didn't know chuck was related to RD

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[brianfry713 0]

Jean shorts are about all I ever wear. Occasionally I even go so retro to wear cordory shorts. Then again, I have no idea what's in style and my color sense is so out of whack I have my girlfriend flygirl1 design all my skydiving gear colors.

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