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RkyMtnHigh

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So a friend takes me out for sushi...and we decide to sit at the sushi bar so we can watch the chefs make our meal....guy and girl sitting on my left. I glance over and the girl's face is slowly getting closer...closer...closer to her plate of tuna tataki until she's out cold. I look the other way so her SO doesn't catch me me LMAO then he decides to strike up a conversation about JonBenet Ramsey...I look at him like "hey...didn't you notice that your g/f's face is in her plate?":ph34r: but continue to converse...then the g/f "wakes up" if you want to call it that...and goes postal that he's talking to another girl as she has a piece of tuna hanging off her cheek:D. He told her to simmer down and I said "hey, you could participate but opted to take a nap instead.":D

Must be a full moon or something...that shit was freaky but good entertainment:ph34r:





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She's flipping out with raw tuna hanging off her cheek so how the heck could I take her serious or look at her?...I LMAO and did my best to look the other way:D

I thought to myself..."ohh that's attractive, sure she'll be gettin'some tonight":ph34r: NOT!!!:P





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We in Oz call that "being on the Nod":D It's pretty sad and pathetic actually, if it's drug related.

If she is narcoleoptic, I hope she kicked his arse:ph34r:
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We in Oz call that "being on the Nod":D It's pretty sad and pathetic actually, if it's drug related.

If she is narcoleoptic, I hope she kicked his arse:ph34r:



"hope SHE kicked HIS ass"?:D:ph34r: Seriously, she didn't have any strength to kick her OWN ass that night:ph34r:;)





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