jeiber 0 #26 August 21, 2006 - physically attractive - good personality - intelligent - drug free, non-alcoholic - patient and thoughtful of others No previous employment as a stripper, prostitute, porn star, etc.Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #27 August 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteI never had lists about superficial looks... I wanted a man who was intelligent, funny, loving, with a good heart.... Well, I have that someone..... I don't even KNOW you! Well, there can't possibly be two people with all those qualities in this world!!!! What am I to do... Did I meet the wrong one??? Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #28 August 21, 2006 Well, there can't possibly be two people with all those qualities in this world!!!! What am I to do... Did I meet the wrong one??? *** I think my wife sometimes asks herself the SAME THING! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #29 August 21, 2006 Someone smart, non-abusive, and not chemically dependant.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #30 August 21, 2006 1) No Redheads 2) No Strippers 3) No women from Alabama. of course all of these rules are fun to break every once in a while if for no other reason than to remind myself why I created them to begin with!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #31 August 21, 2006 QuoteSomeone smart, non-abusive, and not chemically dependant. *** Hell...two outta three ain't BAD! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #32 August 21, 2006 QuoteHell...two outta three ain't BAD! ohhhh Im telling..... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 August 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteHell...two outta three ain't BAD! ohhhh Im telling..... Who are you going to tell - Common Knowledge is common knowledgeI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #34 August 21, 2006 lol u dont even know him....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #35 August 21, 2006 My standards for going on a date were never that high. My standards for a repeat date were what were so high. If there was something I really didn't like about them, why move forward? Looking back, I missed out on a lot of fun. Looking back with more clarity, I missed out on a lot of useless drama and pain. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #36 August 21, 2006 Quotelol u dont even know him.... *** Let just say....WE'VE MET! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 August 21, 2006 QuoteQuotelol u dont even know him.... *** Let just say....WE'VE MET! OH YEAH - We met . . . and Skyfest may not ask us back next year . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #38 August 21, 2006 I think my standards are low. But it's incredible how much of the population gets eliminated. 1. No self destructive behavior. (Drinking, drugs, smoking, obesity, gambling addiction) 2. No issues with exes. (Must be free and clear of all previous romantic relationships), no baggage. 3. Must participate (in some way, not necessarily jumping) OR tolerate, my jumping. 4. Must be non jealous. (No pitching fits over the few female friends I have) 5. Must be financially secure/stable. 6. No kids, past, present or future. (Kind of ties in with #2, think baggage and psycho exes) I think these are basic, common sense requirements. But apparently, they are the most restrictive, high maintenance standards ever devised by man on the face the planet ever. Jeeze.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 August 21, 2006 What is that song from Hee Haw . . . Gloom despair and misery on meeeeee If it weren't for low standards, i have none at all, Gloom despair and agony on meeee..I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #40 August 21, 2006 I want a woman who is honest, intelligent, attractive, kind, attentive, fun, funny, open-minded, available, and into me. I get your point about not being overly discriminating, but I really don't need to date someone to realize there's no way I'll find my "happily ever after" with a lying, stupid, ugly, cruel, thoughtless, boring, humorless, narrow-minded, or taken woman. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 August 21, 2006 QuoteI want a woman who is honest, intelligent, attractive, kind, attentive, fun, funny, open-minded, available, and into me. I get your point about not being overly discriminating, but I really don't need to date someone to realize there's no way I'll find my "happily ever after" with a lying, stupid, ugly, cruel, thoughtless, boring, humorless, narrow-minded, or taken woman. Blues, Dave So THAT's what I've been doing wrong! It should have been so obvious - why did I get married anyway?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
