skydivermom 0 #1 August 21, 2006 "When I was 14, my daddy burned a pot of beans, and made us all eat them. With every agonizing bite, I knew I would have lots of future therapy sessions. It really hurt my feelings .....and I can't even do dishes now because it was my night to wash and I had to scrape the pot for 30 horrifying minutes! Now when I smell the stench of burned food, it makes me wet my pants, and then I have to find a rock to sit on and meditate!" This is based on a true story but is slightly exaggerated. Let's hear your "get in touch with your feelings" stories. I know there's some funny stuff out there. P.S. It would be great to have a WAH, WAH emoticon. The mods would have a field day with it!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 August 21, 2006 we should have a "who gives a shit" forum.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 August 21, 2006 Thought we did Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #4 August 21, 2006 ***Thought we did __________________________________________________ Not "those" kinds of feelings silly! Yeah...didn't make a whole lot of sense before I edited itMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 August 21, 2006 QuoteThought we did Yeah - it's called Speakers Corner. I was born on the free way, between Bosars and bakersfield, and I was raised on a Mayonaise plantation. When I was 5, my daddy, he run over me with a tractor! . . . Backerds!! . . . Well, the sparks commenced and my face caught on fire! My sister (She's the smart one in the family) Jumped right in and put it out with a rake. That's how come I looks the way I do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 August 21, 2006 yea, its pretty much every forum I am not currently in. btw- thats (the "whogives a shit")a reference to artie lang.some may have recofnized it.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 August 21, 2006 and this whole time I was close. I've been telling people "you look like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick." My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 August 21, 2006 Jumped right in and put it out with a rake. *** A rake....A RAKE! My sister used a SHOVEL to put my face fire out! I only DREAM how handsome I would be if we only HAD a rake! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #9 August 21, 2006 I cant let my feelings out, I have none Im feelingless...I blame that on my momSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #10 August 21, 2006 QuoteJumped right in and put it out with a rake. *** A rake....A RAKE! My sister used a SHOVEL to put my face fire out! I only DREAM how handsome I would be if we only HAD a rake! Only we dream about it moreRainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #11 August 21, 2006 you just need a hug (((((((((BIG HUG squeeeeze)))))))))Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 August 21, 2006 sniffle yes I do....HELP IM BEING REPRESSED...(trade mark of the greatest movie of all time)Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #13 August 21, 2006 Oh there is sooo much that I can post in here right now ....a stiff drink might make it go away. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 August 21, 2006 Only we dream about more ... *** Prolly cause YOU ain't never SEEN a mayonnaise farm! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 August 21, 2006 As a kid, I got my ass whooped for fighting...somebody called my Mom a whore and I kicked his ass...then got mine kicked when I got home. Never defended her honor again - made a lot of friends by agreeing with them instead.!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 August 21, 2006 Quote....a stiff drink and a spanking might make it go away fixed it for ya Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #17 August 21, 2006 "ya you know you want this" name thatLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 August 21, 2006 made a lot of friends by agreeing with them instead.! *** You pimp! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #19 August 21, 2006 QuoteOnly we dream about more ... *** Prolly cause YOU ain't never SEEN a mayonnaise farm! Your right. But I was born in sperm bank. I bet they resmble each other al lotRainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 August 21, 2006 I have no clue, anchorman?Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 August 21, 2006 nope, even worse... will the real Le Roy stand upLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 August 21, 2006 Your right. But I was born in sperm bank.... *** I'd heard you were a test tube baby... The ORIGIONAL Janitor In a Drum! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 August 21, 2006 QuoteOh there is sooo much that I can post in here right now ....a stiff drink might make it go away. A stiff SOMETHING might . . . Ok - I'll be good.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #24 August 21, 2006 QuoteJumped right in and put it out with a rake. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rake....A RAKE! My sister used a SHOVEL to put my face fire out! I only DREAM how handsome I would be if we only HAD a rake! ______________________________________ At least you had someone put it out! Luckily for me, the outer "ugly" layer was completely burned off to reveal the handsome feller' y'all have come to know and love. I can't say I've ever done the "dreaming" thing. I'm tempted to do a second "burn" soz I can get on the cover of Parachutist! . .Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 August 21, 2006 Quotea stiff drink might make it go away. Hmmm.. 100`s of Stiff one jokes come to mind.. All waaaaay too easy.. Hey, Did you see the Tan Lines thread??? You could be a contender girl!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
