RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 August 22, 2006 So give us a sample of your comic relief...time for entertainment! Bring it on comics! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 August 22, 2006 Its late.......go to bed."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 August 22, 2006 Two cannibals are eating a clown...ones says to the other... This taste funny to you? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #4 August 22, 2006 http://www.mikeskaggs.com/Pranks/TruckforSale.mp3 http://www.mikeskaggs.com/Pranks/AnsweringService.mp3 http://www.mikeskaggs.com/Pranks/CanaryforSale.mp3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #5 August 22, 2006 QuoteIts late.......go to bed. you first...1....2....3... >o< _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elias123 0 #6 August 22, 2006 did you make those calls yourself? first one is the best "In a mad world, only the mad are sane" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 August 22, 2006 I can't be funny on command. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #8 August 22, 2006 My friends are compulsive liers... I'm not actually very funny at all...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 August 22, 2006 QuoteSo give us a sample of your comic relief...time for entertainment! Bring it on comics! One word....Airtwardo. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #10 August 22, 2006 QuoteOne word....Airtwardo. I was going to nominate POPS. Here's a comic thought. Watching you trying to find your boarding pass at Skyfest and missing the Casa. That always brings a laugh thinking about that.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #11 August 22, 2006 QuoteTwo cannibals are eating a clown...ones says to the other... This taste funny to you? haha for whatever reason - even though that's the millionth time i've heard that joke, reading it this morning made me really laugh - it's so stupid and not funny - that its hilarious "life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #12 August 22, 2006 Thats just cause you are tired.... rest and then read it again.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #13 August 22, 2006 Two peanuts were walking through Central Park One was a salted. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 August 22, 2006 hey do you know how to make a dead cat shake?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 August 22, 2006 "lawrocket walks into a bar and says OUCH"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 August 22, 2006 Princess Diana was spoiled because they left her in the sun too long... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 August 22, 2006 Quote"lawrocket walks into a bar and says OUCH" No kidding. Bars are bitches. Especially that one in California. Hardest in the country, I tell ya. And that's the one I walked into. You know, there is a duty to warn of potential hazards? I wasn't told of what lawyer life would be like. Why, just the other day I was... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 August 22, 2006 What do you get when you cross a RkyMtnHigh with a Cocheese? A really pretty Butt Cheetoh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #19 August 22, 2006 QuoteNo kidding. Bars are bitches. Especially that one in California. Hardest in the country, I tell ya. And that's the one I walked into. You know, there is a duty to warn of potential hazards? I wasn't told of what lawyer life would be like. Why, just the other day I was.. okay damn lawyers... cant just laugh, have to examine every aspect and argue why or why not Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #20 August 22, 2006 Uh - funny 'weird' or funny 'Ha Ha' or just - well - y'know - funny? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 August 22, 2006 Quotehave to examine every aspect and argue. Why or why not? The issue of why argue versus why not argue is as old as mankind itself. Indeed, we who are trained (I've got a doctorate - and kallend remains jealous of that) often find ways to dissect issues and put a spin on it. So, quoted above is what lisamarie wrote, though I edited it to add punctuation to better clarify what she intended to write. It's a serious issue, but I don't have the time to further discuss it. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #22 August 22, 2006 QuoteSo, quoted above is what lisamarie wrote, though I edited it to add punctuation to better clarify what she intended to write. It's a serious issue, but I don't have the time to further discuss it This letter is to inform you that the poster as presented in your quote rejects your edit. It was the intention of the poster to respond in the way she is comfortable. Your blatent disregard for respect to the post as presented is of much dismay. The damages of such may carry on for years years to come. I hearby order you to return her post to its original state or I shall curse your armpits to be infected with 1000 fleas.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #23 August 22, 2006 Quote infected with 1000 fleas. That's a lot of fleas...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 August 22, 2006 yes yes it is.... he is scared, see he hasnt posted a counter claim or nuttin ...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 August 22, 2006 QuoteSo give us a sample of your comic relief...time for entertainment! Bring it on comics! They do say I'm funny, but looks aren't everything.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
