Misternatural 0 #1 August 22, 2006 If you ever did your taxes nude...you just might be a nudist if you ever answered the front door.... ate breakfast in front of a picture window... If you are not a nudist try this exercise;talk on the phone nekkid to a total stranger about some mundane business like credit approval...that will put you in the right frame of mind. later step it up a bit to house cleaning next thing you know you're out there cutting the grass (proper foot ware) and getting the mail...your neighbors will wave and the cops can't arrest you as long as you are in your own yard. disclaimer; check with local authorities before brandishing your goods in public view...I'm not posting any bail.& Consenting adults need only apply. remember, its not about your privates so no staring allowed. good luck and stay cool out there.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 August 22, 2006 My problem with being a nudist is that people would have to see me naked... and frankly I don't think people really want to see me naked... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #3 August 22, 2006 meh, not necessarily, you can go on a hike in a remote location just don't forget the sunscreen and bug repellant, theres a product that has both and is made with citronella if you don't like deet. best to go with a group, and nobody really cares about body type anyway..it's not a competition or anything like that.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 August 22, 2006 When my kids aren't around, I often just walk around in a t-shirt and thong. I had a dream that I got so used to being like that, that I actually went to pick up my son from soccer practice without any shorts on. He, of course, was mortified. I'm glad it was just a dream!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 August 22, 2006 QuoteWhen my kids aren't around, I often just walk around in a t-shirt and thong. I had a dream that I got so used to being like that, that I actually went to pick up my son from soccer practice without any shorts on. He, of course, was mortified. I'm glad it was just a dream! You just refurbished the imagination of the male DZ.COM population just now. Thanks.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 August 22, 2006 QuoteYou just refurbished the imagination of the male DZ.COM population just now. Thanks. I'm sure I can't even hold a candle to Skybytch's tan lines though. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 August 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou just refurbished the imagination of the male DZ.COM population just now. Thanks. I'm sure I can't even hold a candle to Skybytch's tan lines though. It's a different genre. T-shirt and thong is not the same as tan lines . . . very closely related, I do admit, but still not the same.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #8 August 23, 2006 QuoteI often just walk around in a t-shirt and thong. I had a dream that I got so used to being like that, Yep thats the prob. you forget, then next thing you know you're out in the road after getting the mail or working in the yard and a car comes round the bend...busted! (fortunately it was a friends GF and she thought it was funny.) though you can never be sure about what they're laughing atBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #9 August 23, 2006 Quoteyou just might be a nudist if you ever answered the front door.... I answered the front door nekkid... Although, I knew it was my cop coming over, so I don't think it counts. I do walk around my apartment nekkid quite a bit though... And, I have talked to total strangers on the phone nekkid. And, nekkid ramen noodle wrestling... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Misternatural 0 #10 August 23, 2006 yep, yer a nudist.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #11 August 23, 2006 I love calling the doctor, the social security bureau, etc. naked. BUT, it creeps me out to call people I know (like my boss, for example) naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TypicalFish 0 #12 August 23, 2006 I think... ...I might be a nudist. Possibly. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #13 August 23, 2006 Quoteyep, yer a nudist. And you like it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Misternatural 0 #14 August 23, 2006 1t creeps me out to call people I know (like my boss, for example) naked. _____________________________________________________ Nudista! Yeah i know what you mean, it's kinda weird if you happen to answer the phone and your dad wants to know if you have torque wrench handy.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Misternatural 0 #15 August 23, 2006 QuoteAnd you like it... I, I don't know what yer talkin about, lady. maybe, but we're supposed to pretend like it doesn't matter so play alongBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
sharimcm 0 #9 August 23, 2006 Quoteyou just might be a nudist if you ever answered the front door.... I answered the front door nekkid... Although, I knew it was my cop coming over, so I don't think it counts. I do walk around my apartment nekkid quite a bit though... And, I have talked to total strangers on the phone nekkid. And, nekkid ramen noodle wrestling... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #10 August 23, 2006 yep, yer a nudist.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 August 23, 2006 I love calling the doctor, the social security bureau, etc. naked. BUT, it creeps me out to call people I know (like my boss, for example) naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #12 August 23, 2006 I think... ...I might be a nudist. Possibly. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #13 August 23, 2006 Quoteyep, yer a nudist. And you like it... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #14 August 23, 2006 1t creeps me out to call people I know (like my boss, for example) naked. _____________________________________________________ Nudista! Yeah i know what you mean, it's kinda weird if you happen to answer the phone and your dad wants to know if you have torque wrench handy.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #15 August 23, 2006 QuoteAnd you like it... I, I don't know what yer talkin about, lady. maybe, but we're supposed to pretend like it doesn't matter so play alongBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
