selbbub78 0 #1 August 21, 2006 Last night, I was hanging out with some friends, and the question came up: Do guys give better blow jobs then females? I figured I'd poll all y'all CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #2 August 21, 2006 You're not going to trap me with this...let's see who does get snagged. This is going to be funny, I can tell. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #3 August 21, 2006 When I was in college, I had a boyfriend who eventually turned out to be gay. I thought he was gay when he asked me out, but he insisted he was not. We dated for about four months. The sex was fine, but he really enjoyed taking naps together and helping me pick out clothes to wear. Months after we broke up, he and his boyfriend Peter came over for the evening. We were drinking together - just having a great time. Johnny went to the bathroom and while he was gone Peter said, "Can I ask you for some advice?" I said sure - not having a clue what he was going to say. Then he said, "Johnny said that you give awesome head. Do you have any pointers?" I took that as a compliment : ) I just assumed that guys would know exactly what to do because they actually have the same parts. I'm sure that it's like anything - the more experience you have the better the performance.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #4 August 21, 2006 Quote I just assumed that guys would know exactly what to do because they actually have the same parts. . That's basically what we thought when we started to talk about this too. That's a nice compliment though. kudos to you CReW SKies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 August 21, 2006 I'm open for demonstrations or practice if you need it. Nothing like practice to stay in tip-top form. You're blowing (no puns intended) my image of you as Miss Prim and Proper. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 August 21, 2006 Quote Then he said, "Johnny said that you give awesome head. Do you have any pointers?" How ya' doin'? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #7 August 21, 2006 QuoteYou're blowing (no puns intended) my image of you as Miss Prim and Proper. Well, one would hope that all women (Prim and Proper included) could give a decent BJ!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #8 August 21, 2006 QuoteWell, one would hope that all women (Prim and Proper included) could give a decent BJ!what one hopes and reality are sometimes different....scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 August 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, one would hope that all women (Prim and Proper included) could give a decent BJ!what one hopes and reality are sometimes different.... Amen to that! But maybe she wasn't including you in her statement, Nico. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #10 August 21, 2006 I'm not prim and proper, I'm a bitch and you know that scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #11 August 21, 2006 Quote Well, one would hope that all women (Prim and Proper included) could give a decent BJ! Hold that thought and let me make a phone call. Some guys have different views of what a decent BJ should be like... Oh wait... I can't call him.. He's still asleep. Nevermind... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 August 21, 2006 I've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. All the others just kind of sucked. Damn i should have married one of those girls. Note to guys: If you find a good bj giver, marry her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #13 August 21, 2006 QuoteI've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. All the others just kind of sucked. you never met Frenchy ?? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #14 August 21, 2006 I met him , but we just weren't attracted to each other. His boobs were too small. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #15 August 21, 2006 QuoteI've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. : (Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #16 August 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. All the others just kind of sucked. you never met Frenchy ?? I don't do penises. I'm a lesbian. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 August 21, 2006 QuoteI've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. All the others just kind of sucked. Damn i should have married one of those girls. Note to guys: If you find a good bj giver, marry her. Catholic Girls are awsome!!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 August 21, 2006 Yep one was Catholic, and she had no roof to her mouth. Lots of room in there. MMMM porno style head jobs. I wonder if small guys get better head? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #19 August 21, 2006 QuoteI wonder if small guys get better head. It's definitely easier : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 August 21, 2006 QuoteI've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. All the others just kind of sucked. Damn i should have married one of those girls. Note to guys: If you find a good bj giver, marry her. I thought some sucking was good? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 August 21, 2006 Quote...you give awesome head. I knew there was a good reason to stalk you... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #22 August 21, 2006 QuoteI knew there was a good reason to stalk you... : ) It's just one of my hidden talents : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
htrammel 0 #23 August 21, 2006 I've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. ----------------------------------------------------- Really?!? I've never had a bad one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 August 21, 2006 QuoteI've only had 3 good blow jobs in my life. ----------------------------------------------------- Really?!? I've never had a bad one Oh, I have. It was one of those - "Toothy" ones that took forever and just when the end was finally in sight - it was interrupted.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #25 August 21, 2006 QuoteIt's just one of my hidden talents : )not any more... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
