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Anyone else have this? I think i need some professional help but i'm too poor to afford it. Someone please help me...dzcommers are mucho better than a paid professional.

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meow

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I could sooo... use a hottie female nymphomaniac in my life...



But, she would expect you to have sex with her. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Pinky: Narf! That was it exactly!



I LOVE Pinky and the Brain!!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

[singing to herself].... The Pinky, the Pinky and the Brain, brain , brain, brain....[/ends off key singing]

(oops... sorry to hijack a thread on nymphos... not like I was reading this for personal interest.... it was all professional curiosity..... )

[singing again]

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I could sooo... use a hottie female nymphomaniac in my life...



But, she would expect you to have sex with her. :ph34r:

really... you're kidding right... :D:D

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I LOVE Pinky and the Brain!!!!

yeah... I was always a fan of that show... and I thought about after I made a coment about my plan to take over the world being foiled again (in class) :D:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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[still singing]

It's time for Nymph-o-man-i-acs
And we're horny to the max
So just lie back and relax
You'll cum till you collapse
We're Nymp-o-man-i-acs
Come join the Moderators
And the whole unruly lot
Just for fun we roll around the packing area mot
They lock us in manifest whenever we get caught
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot
We're Nymp-o-man-i-acs
Sunny's cute and Icon yaks
Walt offers etiquette and tacts
While Bill Clinton plays the sax,
We're Nymph-o-man-i-acs

[stops singing.... looking around nervously.... slowly and quietly leaves the room]

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I have a golf club we could try beating it out of you.:P


While you're at it beating things out of her, check if she has my bejezus in there as well...:|

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

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I have a golf club we could try beating it out of you.
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While you're at it beating things out of her, check if she has my bejezus in there as well...



Umm....the way ya'll are referring to stuff being "in there" is kinda scary. :D

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