grue 1 #1 August 24, 2006 The human body is inefficient and fragile. This fucker gets to write all the rules, and we still have to sleep, crap and piss, we're THAT inefficient? And a little piece of metal moving at a few hundred FPS can -kill- you? Lame. Eyelashes going into eyes, ingrown hairs, baldness, wisdom teeth growing in wrong, armpit and leg hair on women, colour blindness, these are all engineering errors! And what the hell is with allergies? Did this guy check his code or do any beta testing? Have a recall and a service update, dammit!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #2 August 24, 2006 Don't knock it. You could of been born a Platapus bro...think about it"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 August 24, 2006 QuoteDon't knock it. You could of been born a Platapus bro...think about it At least then my words wouldn't be my only venom!cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 August 24, 2006 BAWHAHAHA My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #5 August 24, 2006 he said platypus...ha!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0igE8QJizKA funny shit right there..although personally I prefer the crab...no pinch... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #6 August 24, 2006 But man did he sure get it right with all the beautiful ladies walking around Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 August 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteDon't knock it. You could of been born a Platapus bro...think about it At least then my words wouldn't be my only venom! But you would have a real sucky diet No more burittos for YOUYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pia 0 #8 August 24, 2006 Why don't you create the "perfect" being then Give the fella upstairs a bit of competition **Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 897 #9 August 24, 2006 oh the Muslims will love that idea.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 August 24, 2006 He's just trying to see how 'tough' you are! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 August 24, 2006 Quoteoh the Muslims will love that idea.... As opposed to . . .?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontiego 0 #12 August 24, 2006 You forgot to mention that putting the sewer so close to the play ground. "We call on the common man to rise up in revolt against this evil of typographical ignorance." http://bancomicsans.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 August 24, 2006 QuoteDon't knock it. You could of been born a Platapus bro...think about it But one of the beauties of being a platypus, as opposed to being a human, is that they probably don't spend a lot of time worrying about the meaning of life or wondering if there is a god (and arguing with each other about it)... In fact, their lives are probably pretty simple compared to ours, and simple is good (IMO). Of course, I've never actually discussed this with a platypus, so I could be wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #14 August 24, 2006 We are the proof that god has a sense of humor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 August 24, 2006 Thank God Micro and Muenkel haven't replied to this thread. They like to get shit moved to speakers corner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #16 August 24, 2006 Sounds like a prime candidate for an abortion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #17 August 24, 2006 There is a triune God, God, Jesus Christ and the holy spirit. There is also a heaven and hell. QuoteThe human body is inefficient and fragile. This fucker gets to write all the rules (That is just because he happens to be Alpha and Omega) and we still have to sleep, crap and piss, we're THAT inefficient? (Yes we are, we are mere mortals) And a little piece of metal moving at a few hundred FPS can -kill- you? Lame. (Crossing the street can get ya killed Grue, that's not even a good metaphor.) Eyelashes going into eyes, (You've seen this? If you have i'd like to see those images) ingrown hairs, baldness, wisdom teeth growing in wrong, armpit and leg hair on women, colour blindness, these are all engineering errors! (Negative, these are not Engineering errors or improper design. God created man in his own image. And please heed this warning and statement: Be ye not decieved, God is not mocked.) QuoteAnd what the hell is with allergies? Did this guy check his code or do any beta testing? Have a recall and a service update, dammit! Ridicilous statement. IMO. So often we express our disslikes for certain conditions. There is an old adage that my father shared with me when i was a young lad: "I once complained because i had noe shoes. I stopped complaining when i met a Viet-Nam Vet in a wheel chair with no legs" P.S. In place of a "Flame Fest" My side-bar remark will be: Theses opinions and anologies are my own, and i am not imposing my idelisims anything on anyone. P.S.S. My mom is lying on her death bed right now. So in closing i would make the following statement: "Every Day above ground Is A Good Day" Don't sweat the small stuff.-Richard- "You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
