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so with all this talk about boobies (you sexist bastards:D) I figured I would ask what can men do with thier nuts to be sexy :D


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A nut-sack and sexy? It don't work![:/]


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it does if they're resting on a million dollars. I bet my nuts would look crazy sexy IF I had a million dollars.B|
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I take it that you never saw the Friends episode when one of the girls was dating a guy that didn't wear underwear. Ever time he would lift his leg up he would show the "family jewels". He did it once in front of Joey and Joey made the comment about a mouse in the house. I thought it was funny and the expression just kinda stuck with me.:D

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so with all this talk about boobies (you sexist bastards:D) I figured I would ask what can men do with thier nuts to be sexy :D


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A nut-sack and sexy? It don't work![:/]


Chuck




it does if they're resting on a million dollars. I bet my nuts would look crazy sexy IF I had a million dollars.B|


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Well... you don't have a million bucks and you know what they say about 'IF'... IF, the dog hadn't stopped to take a shit... he would have caught the rabbit!:D:D:D


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LOL. never heard that analogy.
but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so":D


I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention.



Get them pierced.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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LOL. never heard that analogy.
but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so":D


I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention.


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That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no!:D


Chuck



Why not?

It's like lube right?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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LOL. never heard that analogy.
but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so":D


I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention.


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That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no!:D


Chuck



Why not?

It's like lube right?


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I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too!:D:D


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LOL. never heard that analogy.
but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so":D


I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention.


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That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no!:D


Chuck



Why not?

It's like lube right?


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I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too!:D:D

Really?











Chuck


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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LOL. never heard that analogy.
but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so":D


I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention.


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That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no!:D


Chuck



Why not?

It's like lube right?


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I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too!:D:D

Really?











Chuck


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Gol dang, that's funny! No, I never did. :D:D
Turtle... you're killin' me, here!:D:D


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