jtval 0 #1 August 25, 2006 so with all this talk about boobies (you sexist bastards) I figured I would ask what can men do with thier nuts to be sexy My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 August 25, 2006 Quoteso with all this talk about boobies (you sexist bastards) I figured I would ask what can men do with thier nuts to be sexy ___________________________________ A nut-sack and sexy? It don't work! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 August 25, 2006 Eeeew... seeing a mouse in his house!!?? Gross! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 August 25, 2006 youre such a sexist and just for good measure... My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 August 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteso with all this talk about boobies (you sexist bastards) I figured I would ask what can men do with thier nuts to be sexy ___________________________________ A nut-sack and sexy? It don't work! Chuck it does if they're resting on a million dollars. I bet my nuts would look crazy sexy IF I had a million dollars.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #6 August 25, 2006 http://www.nutsacdance.org/ More intersting.... press "play" on the sound tracks http://music.msn.com/album/?album=40611029"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 August 25, 2006 trying to make a toupee out of the hiar he shaved off. definitely a bad ideaMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 August 25, 2006 QuoteEeeew... seeing a mouse in his house!!?? Gross! Ok I don't get that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 August 25, 2006 I take it that you never saw the Friends episode when one of the girls was dating a guy that didn't wear underwear. Ever time he would lift his leg up he would show the "family jewels". He did it once in front of Joey and Joey made the comment about a mouse in the house. I thought it was funny and the expression just kinda stuck with me. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 August 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteso with all this talk about boobies (you sexist bastards) I figured I would ask what can men do with thier nuts to be sexy ___________________________________ A nut-sack and sexy? It don't work! Chuck it does if they're resting on a million dollars. I bet my nuts would look crazy sexy IF I had a million dollars. ___________________________________ Well... you don't have a million bucks and you know what they say about 'IF'... IF, the dog hadn't stopped to take a shit... he would have caught the rabbit! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 August 25, 2006 LOL. never heard that analogy. but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so" I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 August 25, 2006 QuoteLOL. never heard that analogy. but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so" I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention. Get them pierced.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 August 25, 2006 I kind of already do. Its a wide peircing. I put a pad lock through it and lock it to my dick. don't want anyone stealing em. (some female comedian was paraphrased in the post above)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 August 25, 2006 QuoteLOL. never heard that analogy. but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so" I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention. ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 August 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteLOL. never heard that analogy. but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so" I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention. ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck Why not? It's like lube right?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 August 25, 2006 Damn, so I should try to get my money back for my MerkinMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 August 25, 2006 QuoteDamn, so I should try to get my money back for my Merkin <-------ClickI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 August 25, 2006 HAHAHAHMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 August 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteLOL. never heard that analogy. but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so" I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention. ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck Why not? It's like lube right? ________________________________ I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 August 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteLOL. never heard that analogy. but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so" I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention. ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck Why not? It's like lube right? ________________________________ I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too! Really? ChuckI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 August 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteLOL. never heard that analogy. but I'vegot $11.50 so my nuts look"so so" I was thinking, maybe I'll put a sparkle or two on them to bring attention. ____________________________ That'll work! Just NO jerry-curl! Big no-no! Chuck Why not? It's like lube right? ________________________________ I guess so. I never tried to shove them in too! Really? Chuck _________________________________ Gol dang, that's funny! No, I never did. Turtle... you're killin' me, here! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 August 25, 2006 QuoteDamn, so I should try to get my money back for my Merkin I'm not seeing anything wrong with it Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 August 25, 2006 whew its a good thing she wasnt wearing it in this pictureMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 August 25, 2006 according to Kenz nuts fel like marshmallows. maybe if I lift and separate than place a marshmallow betwwen the two like knockers( Kah-nockers )maybe they'd be more appealingMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites