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So this is bigoted both ways... Interesting. I hadn't thought about that (I tend to consider other albinos like swedishcelt more than those who are not melanin deprived) and forgot that some of our fine citizens are similarly incapable of forming good lines due to the greater presence of melanin.

Put me between mocha and april and it would indeed resemble an Oreo - actually a Double Stuff Oreo considering my girth...


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I've heard things about Jerry being a major cutie



Yes he is, and I've met him - albeit I didn't realize it until 2 days later.... OOOOPs sorry~

Yup, definite cutie! ;)

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So this is bigoted both ways... Interesting. I hadn't thought about that (I tend to consider other albinos like swedishcelt more than those who are not melanin deprived) and forgot that some of our fine citizens are similarly incapable of forming good lines due to the greater presence of melanin.

Put me between mocha and april and it would indeed resemble an Oreo - actually
a Double Stuff Oreo considering my girth...


Don't call them 'Albinos'. The are People Living With Albinisim. And Mocha and I are Already Born Brown, Alright?

So I propose PLWA and ABBA join forces and file a class action suit against this thread. We want 2 jump tickets apiece and the rights to all those photos collected in pm, a public apology for being discriminated against and a pony.~~April


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I'll file suit for thirty trillion dollars ($30,000,000,000,000.00) to cure this discrimination.

But, just so you all know, it's not about the money, which is why I'd offer to settle it for only ten percent that amount right now.


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So I propose PLWA and ABBA join forces and file a class action suit against this thread. We want 2 jump tickets apiece and the rights to all those photos collected in pm, a public apology for being discriminated against and a pony.~~April



Oh - Pu LEEEESE - Don't give us this "Activist" Bull Shit!

Put something skimpy on, play around in the sun all day, come back inside, have some wine, and then pull the straps as far away from their original position as you feel comfortable, and then take a picture and post it . . .

How hard can it be?

Look at this list of fun stuff:
1) You get to play outside in the sun.
2) You get to drink wine
3) You get your body praised by all kinds of perverts in an on line forum.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Look at this list of fun stuff:
1) I get to play outside in the sun.
2) I get to drink wine
3) I get your body praised by all kinds of perverts in to ride my pony bought by judges on an on line forum. :P~~April



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Look at this list of fun stuff:
1) I get to play outside in the sun.
2) I get to drink wine
3) I get your body praised by all kinds of perverts in to ride my pony bought by judges on an on line forum. :P~~April



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To win THIS horse race, ya gotta...Win, Place AND Show!:ph34r:



It's pretty bad when the contestants are waiting for bribes from the judges . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm going to have to call bullshit on this "contest"... 8 pages of posts, very few tan lines and the only one who posted a good pic did so when everyone in other time zones wasn't here to view it...
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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I'm going to have to call bullshit on this "contest"... 8 pages of posts, very few tan lines and the only one who posted a good pic did so when everyone in other time zones wasn't here to view it...



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