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Ok Turtle, you're the Chief Judge. Please round up the other judges and post your votes or come up with a winner or do whatever judges do for these things. Thanks. Let's put a deadline on enteries for midnight EST Thursday. (Tonight).

May the sexiest tan lines win.


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Ok Turtle, you're the Chief Judge. Please round up the other judges and post your votes or come up with a winner or do whatever judges do for these things. Thanks. Let's put a deadline on enteries for midnight EST Thursday. (Tonight).

May the sexiest tan lines win.



Have I gone past the deadline? I have burn lines :D
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Let's put a deadline on enteries for midnight EST Thursday. (Tonight).
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Glad you drew the (tan) line in the sand. at 9 am Friday PLWA and ABBA want their $30T (trillion) dollars, the public apology AND the pony.

Please discuss with our attorney, Lawrocket, about how many ponies we need.

I want a boy pony and his name has to be COCHEESE. With my share of the $30 trillion dollars I'm buying him a dream house and no you can't come in. So there.

Tan my ass.~~April


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Ok Turtle, you're the Chief Judge. Please round up the other judges and post your votes or come up with a winner or do whatever judges do for these things. Thanks. Let's put a deadline on enteries for midnight EST Thursday. (Tonight).

May the sexiest tan lines win.


Dear Mr Cocheese:

It is Friday morning and I couldn't care less about who won. Please see page 8 of this thread where a lawyer was retained (I'm hungover. Its Lawrocket, look at his avatar, he looks like 'Liar, Liar', hard to miss him on the courthouse steps) said he's taking the PLWA and ABBA class action suit against you for $30,000,000,0000,000 (trillion, I'm tired and don't wanna count zeros).

Is a trillion more than a braziian?

Besides the heretowiths and wherewithalls and section 3's. I gotta go to work.

Therefore, if I don't see a pony between here and the subway in the next hour there will be big trouble for you, that Turtle and the New Miss Tan Lines.

You are hereby authorized to send the above named law firm Law and Rocket, the $30trillion bucks. But there'd better be a pony on my stoop in an hour.
~~~April C.


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You are hereby authorized to send the above named law firm Law and Rocket, the $30trillion bucks. But there'd better be a pony on my stoop in an hour.



Ms. Aprilcat...

Payment in full was made to your Attorney, However after all legal fees, Court Costs, Attorney costs fees, Future Retainers and administration costs..

After your Attorney takes his cut, you should be receiving you check for $1.32 and exactly 3 inches of Pony Mane very soon.

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Summary of contestants:

1) Skybitch - The original Rack and she posts a Foot shot??:S:P Yes they were indeed very nice Tan Lines... But did she pay any attention at all to who the judges were?? Surely she didn’t think for a second that a Foot shot actually had any chance at all in this contest.

2)Guppie - Absolutely adorable and owner of possibly the finest Ass on this planet.. But again with the Foot shot..:S.. Yes, Those were great Sandals.. and in a footwear competition.. She had a chance but not here. sorry.

3) Missg8rdivr - Stunning Bikini picture that she withdrew from competition. (That and I cant vote for her anyway cause she Bribed Turtle with more pics than I got.>:(:D)

4) PLFXpert -Finally a Legitimate entry. Very nice.

5) Mcbeth - Another legitimate entry. Very Nice.

6) Brains- Uhh.. all I can say is you know which of you two belongs in front of the Camera. Dude, You have one redeeming quality, And she wasn’t in the picture.:P:D

7) Shell666 - Now that was one hell of an entry. It had absolutely everything. Nice lines and of course BOOBIES!! I am so sorry that you withdrew that pic from the competition.

8) Thestepchild - Great Picture. Legitimate entry but you deleted it therefore withdrawing it from consideration.:(

9) LisaH - Had that pic been posted before the deadline, It definitely would have had my Vote. Unfortunately, Rules is Rules.

So My Vote after considering all the entries:
Mcbeth

Tough decision between PLFXpert and Mcbeth but in the end, The clarity of the Lines along with the very nice pictures won out.. That and I was a little sad as I know when and where she got those burns.:(


Let the bitching begin.

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So these are my thoughts on the whole deal…
Show less skin than I do in a swim suit…possibly win 2 jump tickets (if cocheese isn’t bluffing)…hmmm, not so bad!B|
HOWEVER, I wholly heed your advice. Plus, the chicken totally has me beat! Next!



Wow, can't believe you took the picture down.

|>.<|
Seriously, W.T.F. mate?

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Summary of contestants:

1) Skybitch - The original Rack and she posts a Foot shot??:S:P Yes they were indeed very nice Tan Lines... But did she pay any attention at all to who the judges were?? Surely she didn’t think for a second that a Foot shot actually had any chance at all in this contest.

2)Guppie - Absolutely adorable and owner of possibly the finest Ass on this planet.. But again with the Foot shot..:S.. Yes, Those were great Sandals.. and in a footwear competition.. She had a chance but not here. sorry.

3) Missg8rdivr - Stunning Bikini picture that she withdrew from competition. (That and I cant vote for her anyway cause she Bribed Turtle with more pics than I got.>:(:D)

4) PLFXpert -Finally a Legitimate entry. Very nice.

5) Mcbeth - Another legitimate entry. Very Nice.

6) Brains- Uhh.. all I can say is you know which of you two belongs in front of the Camera. Dude, You have one redeeming quality, And she wasn’t in the picture.:P:D

7) Shell666 - Now that was one hell of an entry. It had absolutely everything. Nice lines and of course BOOBIES!! I am so sorry that you withdrew that pic from the competition.

8) Thestepchild - Great Picture. Legitimate entry but you deleted it therefore withdrawing it from consideration.:(

9) LisaH - Had that pic been posted before the deadline, It definitely would have had my Vote. Unfortunately, Rules is Rules.

So My Vote after considering all the entries:
Mcbeth

Tough decision between PLFXpert and Mcbeth but in the end, The clarity of the Lines along with the very nice pictures won out.. That and I was a little sad as I know when and where she got those burns.:(


Let the bitching begin.



I cuncurr with your assessment and articulation of the facts as they were presented.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Nice one! ;) Why the hell did you wait so long? I could have been using that picture all week! :D

Edit to add: Please PM pictures sunburn1.jpg, sunburn2.jpg, and sunburn4.jpg. ;)

Blues,
Dave



Eh, I was a big chicken then got buzzed enough to post it :D

Thanks to those offers of aloe...that pic was taken 2 weeks ago and it's feeling much better now.

So, who won?
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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6) Brains- Uhh.. all I can say is you know which of you two belongs in front of the Camera. Dude, You have one redeeming quality, And she wasn’t in the picture.



Like you have a lot of room to talk.:P:P:D But i will make it up to you, check your PM box.;)

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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I don't want to sound like the end of the movie "Cutaway" either but, Who Won?

Judges please make a decision by 4:20pm EST.

Thanks Jay, for the complete and accurate analysis of the contestants.

So it's between McBeth and Plfexpert. Congratulations ladies and thanks to all who contributed in any way.


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Thanks to those offers of aloe...that pic was taken 2 weeks ago and it's feeling much better now.
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You can never be too careful. Sometimes those burns can flare up again. I think you might need another intensive, professionally applied aloe treatment. And we'll need to make sure we get the surrounding areas as well. It's a little known fact that those types of burns can spread to unaffected skin.
Wouldn't want you to experience an unexpected flare up.
Just doing my civic duty. :)

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Thanks to those offers of aloe...that pic was taken 2 weeks ago and it's feeling much better now.
________________________________________________

You can never be too careful. Sometimes those burns can flare up again. I think you might need another intensive, professionally applied aloe treatment. And we'll need to make sure we get the surrounding areas as well. It's a little known fact that those types of burns can spread to unaffected skin.
Wouldn't want you to experience an unexpected flare up.
Just doing my civic duty. :)



Thank you for the concern :D I'll let you know if it flares up again ;)
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Summary of contestants:

7) Shell666 - Now that was one hell of an entry. It had absolutely everything. Nice lines and of course BOOBIES!! I am so sorry that you withdrew that pic from the competition.



Why thank you. :$

I did offer to repost it via PM to Cocheese but I deleted it off my computer and he didn't send me a copy.

'Shell
'Shell

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