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Shell666

Locals shouldn't pass out at the LP Boogie

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I have a question, and this is just because I am curious, if it is known how unsafe it is, to the extreme that is being portrayed, why go? I know its beautiful and all, and seems to have a great daytime vibe but is that worth the night problems?



The answer to that question is relatively simple. In Fact, it is like trying to explain the sensation of skydiving to a whuffo. You can speak volumes on the subject for days on end and it still won't fully describe it. So, you say you just have to experiance it for yourself. And then, once you have experianced it, you won't be able to define it any better or in any way that more fully explains it.

Just go.

It's worth it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hey Dave, did you like how we decorated your trailer for you before we left?:D:D:D:D:D



Yeah, the TPing got a laugh out of me. :P What DIDN'T was that someone (guessing ROY) ate the leftover good steak in my fridge and replaced it with a thin little unidentifiable piece of something that vaguely resembled meat. >:( Late Sunday morning I went to eat breakfast and found the replacement. I couldn't bring myself to eat that leather when my mouth was ready for that good steak, so I didn't eat anything, just drank my breakfast, which led to an early drunk, which meant I didn't get home till Monday and had to use an extra day of vacation! B|>:(:|:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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We don't fuck with the local girls in perverse ways.

We feed them jungle juice per their request straight from the tap on the container but accidentally spill some on their too-nice for Lost Prairie clothes.:)

Seriously.. people who wear high heels around Lost Prairie deserve jungle juice on their shirt.

Alright.. now tell me how evil I am and quit whinging at the Canadian.:P

"Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham

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....but put 1/2 a DICK in some guys face???:o:S



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Just imagine how much grief old "Stubby" would be getting, if he got WOOD sticking 'Pee Wee' in some strangers face!:D:D:D




That was.[:/]


:D:D:D:D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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but put 1/2 a DICK in some guys face???:o:S

20 fingers had a song about that guy :
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Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee(x15)

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso

Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito

Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't (X36)


scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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Yeah right, and if it was a girl who was passed out and they did that to, I am sure it would just be a funny joke right?

I can just see it.... next time we have a party and a local girl is there and she passes out drunk, we will take pictures of us putting our dicks in her face and post them on the internet. Stupid fucking girl deserves it cuz she passed out, right? I mean, that will show them how stupid they are and how cool we skydivers are!

Bunch of fucking idiots!

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