Made an ass out of myself.... again....

[turtlespeed 226]

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She sounds pretty cool though.

Yes, she was a very cool chick. I sent her an email apologizing. I just got an email back from her, telling me not to worry about it, 'it happens to the best of us'.

She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it...

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Simply call her up and tell her she passed. Take her out again, this time with test #2 (Blow Job Efficiency and Quality Assurance Test v3.6)

Sweeet - now OFF to test #2

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Thanatos340 1]

Dude... What are talking about??

That was absolutey Brilliant. Se will be madly in love with you before the end of the weekend.

We all know women prefer Assholes.. You know, The problem guy that they think they are going to fix because they see how they really are deep down inside.

Kudo`s my Brother. There is hope for you yet.

[guppie01 0]

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Dude... What are talking about??

That was absolutey Brilliant. Se will be madly in love with you before the end of the weekend.

We all know women prefer Assholes.. You know, The problem guy that they think they are going to fix because they see how they really are deep down inside.

Kudo`s my Brother. There is hope for you yet.

Whatever! I think you need a trip to the liar thread Mr. Gentleman!!!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Dude... What are talking about??

That was absolutey Brilliant. Se will be madly in love with you before the end of the weekend.

We all know women prefer Assholes.. You know, The problem guy that they think they are going to fix because they see how they really are deep down inside.

Kudo`s my Brother. There is hope for you yet.

Whatever! I think you need a trip to the liar thread Mr. Gentleman!!!

g

Liar

Wait for the naked chick pics I see the beginning of another philly kev soap opera.

R.I.P.

[guppie01 0]

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I see the beginning of another philly kev soap opera

It was a joke.... I meant liar as in he's lying to himself about being a womanizing asshole - cuz he's really a nice guy!!!

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[Icon134 0]

so... no second date then...

well damn I should have read the entire thread...

so... that's what women are going for now a-days...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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She sounds pretty cool though.

Yes, she was a very cool chick. I sent her an email apologizing. I just got an email back from her, telling me not to worry about it, 'it happens to the best of us'.

She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it...

Holy no-way!

Yes flowers, a nice NON ALCOHOLIC date, and your best behavior are in order.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Darius11 12]

I tell you what man.

You fucked up and you admitted it I respect that. You also posted it here, which I respect also. Because you are not trying to represent you’re self as perfect. We all fuck up and if we can admit it and look at our selves from the out side then there is always hope.


She sounds like a cool chic dude. Believe it or not this might turn out to be something cool if you take her out again and not drink.

I have seen stranger thing my friend.

Thank you for your honesty it is refreshing and respectable at least to me.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Thanatos340 1]

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I meant liar as in he's lying to himself about being a womanizing asshole - cuz he's really a nice guy!!!

See Jeiber...

Works like a charm.

[michalm21 2]

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"She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it..."

She is probably making plans to kill you

[Remster 30]

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"She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it..."

She is probably making plans to kill you

I'm thinking more in the terms or an intervention.

Remster

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It was a joke.... I meant liar as in he's lying to himself about being a womanizing asshole - cuz he's really a nice guy!!!

Shhhhhhh!!!!! Jeez, you're going to ruin it by saying things like that! Now no girl is going to want me!

I wish I could respond to everyone's comments, I'm just looking over them and laughing. I was actually expecting some punishment, but hey, she's not pissed, and all your comments have me laughing, so hey, it is what it is.

Tomorrow night should be interesting as well. Turns out, one of my female friends made friends with her last night. Looks like she's going to the Jaguars game with us. Great, right? Not really - the other girl (that I'm interested in) I just met last night is going to the game as well.

This is going to be an interesting weekend... I'm going to start another thread on this, I dunno what to do. [sigh]

Jeff

Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

[TheAnvil 0]

Next time go with tequila instead of vodka.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[Thanatos340 1]

Once again..

You Da Man!!

Can you say 3-way?? I think you can.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Once again..

You Da Man!!

Can you say 3-way?? I think you can.

Well Hells Bells, just jump a few testing criteria then -

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Then, if she passes the "I like Chicks just as much as you do" Test, you are allowed to marry her.

You know . . . there are no rules as far as when the testing takes place - just that it does . . .

Good Luck - and may your prick always stay free of extraneous bumps.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Remster 30]

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Once again..

You Da Man!!

Can you say 3-way?? I think you can.

Actually, if I got the stor y staight (and its tough lol) it sounds like 3 friends, so its officialy a orgy!

Remster

[McBeth 0]

Too many women, too little time

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She gave me her cell number and wants me to call her this weekend. I don't get it...

I may be cynical, but R U N!!! Any chick who put up with that and still wants you to call her?? She is f'in crazy.

Brains, thank you for stepping in and saying that before I did because I was definitely thinking it.

Jeiber, did you previously save her family from a burning building or something? I'm trying to figure out what she may have seen in you that's not in your story.

Honestly, my brain is about to blow a microprocessor trying to process this story. I may have to completely reevaluate my approach to dating.

Would you be willing to turn this into a sociological experiment, for the benefit of the rest of us? On your next date, I suggest you publicly soil yourself; then ask her if she'd like to go back to your place.

EDITED TO ADD: On second thought Jeiber, don't listen to Brains. Hang onto her. After reflecting on your story, I've concluded that, given the bait you're using, you probably can't afford to throw back any fish. In fact, I think the two of you probably deserve each other.

I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Would you be willing to turn this into a sociological experiment, for the benefit of the rest of us? On your next date, I suggest you publicly soil yourself; then ask her if she'd like to go back to your place.

.. .. .. which would make sense because she wouldn't have any of your clean clothes at her place for you to change into.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[McBeth 0]

Glad I'm not alone... b/c I wouldn't put up with that.

[wildcard451 0]

Soooo, the only rational advice in this thread comes from Turtle, Brains, Douva, and JelloJ.

Follow their wisdom young grasshopper......and you shall go far.

Well, you'll at least get laid, and maybe land a wack-job with low self esteem. But as long as you get laid....

[sartre 0]

Why would you even think of dating a woman who would put up with that kind of shit?

So many people saying she sounds like a cool chick. She sounds like a doormat to me. I guess you'll never have to worry about impressing her.

I don't know you, and maybe you're an awesome guy and that was completely out of character. But she doesn't know you either, and anyone with her act together wouldn't want to get to know you better after your performance.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

Maybe shes not a doormat and is aware that sometimes people get drunk. She knew he was drunk, thats why she didnt let him drive home. Seems cool to me. Plus Im sure they have talked a little bit so this statement might be false

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But she doesn't know you either

Must be nice to be perfect and not need or deserve a second chance.

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[DancesWClouds 0]

“Snippity-snips:”

She sounds pretty cool though.

Very cool of her to let you crash at her place.

Really cool girl, though.

...she must be very cool!

She sounds like a cool chic dude.

Seems cool to me.

“End of snippity-snips:”


I gotta go with sartre here. Benevolent angel is one thing, a woman who accepts such behavior ( I know, I know, you screwed up and you admitted it, and I'm sure you're an okay guy and haven't most of us been there at one time or another in our lives. . . but a SECOND DATE???) is another.

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re: wildcard451
Well, you'll at least get laid, and maybe land a wack-job with low self esteem. But as long as you get laid....

Hee hee hee; he’s right, there!!!!!!

Dances
Muff Brother #2169

"You can take the girl out of the sky, but not the sky out of the girl!"

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Must be nice to be perfect and not need or deserve a second chance

He said himself he needed to be castigated for his behavior, but instead he's getting "atta boys".

I wouldn't advise my friend to go out on a second date with a guy who had disrerspected her by hitting on another woman during the first date. Admittedly he was not paying attention to anything she said.

Drunk off his ass or no, this does not say, "Give this guy another date" to me.

And no, I'm not perfect. How do you think I learned that it's stupid to give someone who behaves this way a second chance?

He wanted the truth, I GAVE IT TO HIM. He solicited opinions. So back off. He's a big boy. Or maybe I should use your quote: "Suck it up, Cupcake".

I'm off to have a fun Friday night with my friends. Bicker amongst yourselves.

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