skymama 37 #1 August 28, 2006 I just heard on the news that police are looking for a man who has been breaking into women's homes in New Smyrna Beach, FL. He's not trying to rape the women. The women wake up when they realize he is tickling their feet! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 August 28, 2006 He's probably too chicken to do anything else (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 August 28, 2006 Was Turtle in Florida this week?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 August 28, 2006 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 August 28, 2006 This is why you shouldn't tickle little boy's feet when they are in those footie pajamas, in a stroller n stuff. See what happens? He's just gettin 'em back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #7 August 29, 2006 PLEASE be sure to sleep with your shoes and socks off tonight skymama....I'm on my way over! oh...and...nevermind...I'll tell you when I get there... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #8 August 29, 2006 well if you know anything about criminology then you'll find that actions that seem petty to the normal person are in as much a gateway to other actions. one day hes tickling feet and as it gets old to him he starts getting more aggresive and eventually someone will be sexually assaulted.Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #9 August 29, 2006 Like this guy?? Ick. Ick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #10 August 29, 2006 well duh.... it's called a sense of humour... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #11 August 29, 2006 wow..wikipedia...almost as reliable as crackhead homeless peeps... yawn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #12 August 29, 2006 You're just so terribly nice... and terrible... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #13 August 29, 2006 wikipedia is a waste of time! sorry if the truth hurts...gimme 10 minutes and I can change the point of view... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #14 August 29, 2006 Why doesn't he become a shoe salesman. Then he could do it - and get paid too . . . NickD BASE 194 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 August 29, 2006 Okay, so you're right, Wikipedia is less than reliable. Was that your completely unrelated to the point...point? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #16 August 29, 2006 I don't think so...I CANNOT and WILL NOT read wikipedia...like what's the point??? It's all fantasy!?!?!?!?! If you disagree with it you can change it in seconds...i have no clue if the above referenced story is anything besides bullshit. chu no? might as well read the onion for christ sake I'd rather waste time on more enjoyable events....like...ummm..nevermind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #17 August 29, 2006 QuoteI'd rather waste time on more enjoyable events....like...ummm..nevermind... Like thread hijacking. I heard on the news this morning that they guy was naked when the woman woke up and found him tickling her feet. Weird.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 August 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'd rather waste time on more enjoyable events....like...ummm..nevermind... Like thread hijacking. I heard on the news this morning that they guy was naked when the woman woke up and found him tickling her feet. Weird. Was there a wet spot near the feet - or does it take two hands to tickle?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
