ntrprnr 0 #1 August 26, 2006 Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious consciousness, would you care to make a donation? God, I forgot how funny this movie is. So many little sight gags you don't see until you see it again like, five years later._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 August 26, 2006 Ever seen a grown man NEKID?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #3 August 26, 2006 QuoteHello, we'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious consciousness, would you care to make a donation? God, I forgot how funny this movie is. So many little sight gags you don't see until you see it again like, five years later. "They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say... LET 'EM CRASH!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 August 26, 2006 Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitational 0 #5 August 26, 2006 Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who?------ Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 August 26, 2006 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/trivia IMDB trivia for the movie.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #7 August 26, 2006 And Louie is getting LARRRRGER>>>>>>>>> "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #8 August 26, 2006 It's ok stewardess... I speak jive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #9 August 26, 2006 I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. Don Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #10 August 26, 2006 A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 August 26, 2006 Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #12 August 26, 2006 That's some good readin' This is HILARIOUS! SPOILER: Captain Oveur's line to the little boy "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" was originally "Have you ever sucked a grown man's cock?" which was dropped for obvious reasons._____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #13 August 27, 2006 Fresno? FRESNO! Nobody goes to Fresno anymore! Elvisio "I can make a hat; or a brooch, or a pterodactyl. Caw! Caw!" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 August 27, 2006 Do you like gladiator movies? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #15 August 27, 2006 "There's a sale at Penny's!" "Rapunzel!"~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #16 August 27, 2006 Where did you get that dress? It's awful! And those shoes. And that coat. Geez! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #17 August 27, 2006 Looks Like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue! haha....Airplane is my favorite movie of all time! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 August 28, 2006 two summers ago I fly next to leslie nielson in first class on an AA fligth from DFW to PHX... he was on his way home, has a house on a golf course in paradise valley or something. was the funniest 2 hours of my life. he is so hilarious. talked about all his movies. he said that although airplane was such a classic, the naked gun was his favorite movie he ever made and the body condom scene was his favorite schtick. he carries a fart maker in his pocket and as we walked up the concourse together after his flight, he kept making it go off as he meandered up the way. freaking hysterical! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 August 28, 2006 Did he mention Pracilla Presley? Is that her name? Must have been a pleasure to work with her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #20 August 28, 2006 Quotetwo summers ago I fly next to leslie nielson in first class on an AA fligth from DFW to PHX... he was on his way home, has a house on a golf course in paradise valley or something. was the funniest 2 hours of my life. he is so hilarious. talked about all his movies. he said that although airplane was such a classic, the naked gun was his favorite movie he ever made and the body condom scene was his favorite schtick. he carries a fart maker in his pocket and as we walked up the concourse together after his flight, he kept making it go off as he meandered up the way. freaking hysterical! Please tell me that as you reached the front of the plane, he stuck his head in the cockpit and said, "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 August 28, 2006 QuotePlease tell me that as you reached the front of the plane, he stuck his head in the cockpit and said, "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you." And that's when the Air Marshals tasered him...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #22 August 28, 2006 "Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley." My favorite line of all time. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #23 August 28, 2006 QuoteQuotetwo summers ago I fly next to leslie nielson in first class on an AA fligth from DFW to PHX... he was on his way home, has a house on a golf course in paradise valley or something. was the funniest 2 hours of my life. he is so hilarious. talked about all his movies. he said that although airplane was such a classic, the naked gun was his favorite movie he ever made and the body condom scene was his favorite schtick. he carries a fart maker in his pocket and as we walked up the concourse together after his flight, he kept making it go off as he meandered up the way. freaking hysterical! Please tell me that as you reached the front of the plane, he stuck his head in the cockpit and said, "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you." As a matter of fact, he didn't do that, but he DID say he's done that in the past, quite a few times but in today's post 9/11 world, he doesn't like to do it anymore. However, as we sat there waiting for everybody else to board, so many people recognized who he was and had something kind to say to him and he was very gracious to each one. He's a class act. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #24 August 28, 2006 When Kramer hears about this the shit's going to hit the fan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #25 August 29, 2006 That was a great flick, but here in OZ it was not called Airplane. It was called "Flying High"You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
