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Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious consciousness, would you care to make a donation?

God, I forgot how funny this movie is. So many little sight gags you don't see until you see it again like, five years later.
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Hello, we'd like you to have this flower from the church of religious consciousness, would you care to make a donation?

God, I forgot how funny this movie is. So many little sight gags you don't see until you see it again like, five years later.




"They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say... LET 'EM CRASH!"

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Steve McCroskey:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
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Michael

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That's some good readin'

This is HILARIOUS!

SPOILER: Captain Oveur's line to the little boy "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" was originally "Have you ever sucked a grown man's cock?" which was dropped for obvious reasons.
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two summers ago I fly next to leslie nielson in first class on an AA fligth from DFW to PHX... he was on his way home, has a house on a golf course in paradise valley or something. was the funniest 2 hours of my life. he is so hilarious. talked about all his movies. he said that although airplane was such a classic, the naked gun was his favorite movie he ever made and the body condom scene was his favorite schtick. he carries a fart maker in his pocket and as we walked up the concourse together after his flight, he kept making it go off as he meandered up the way. freaking hysterical! :D

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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two summers ago I fly next to leslie nielson in first class on an AA fligth from DFW to PHX... he was on his way home, has a house on a golf course in paradise valley or something. was the funniest 2 hours of my life. he is so hilarious. talked about all his movies. he said that although airplane was such a classic, the naked gun was his favorite movie he ever made and the body condom scene was his favorite schtick. he carries a fart maker in his pocket and as we walked up the concourse together after his flight, he kept making it go off as he meandered up the way. freaking hysterical! :D



Please tell me that as you reached the front of the plane, he stuck his head in the cockpit and said, "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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Please tell me that as you reached the front of the plane, he stuck his head in the cockpit and said, "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."



And that's when the Air Marshals tasered him...
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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two summers ago I fly next to leslie nielson in first class on an AA fligth from DFW to PHX... he was on his way home, has a house on a golf course in paradise valley or something. was the funniest 2 hours of my life. he is so hilarious. talked about all his movies. he said that although airplane was such a classic, the naked gun was his favorite movie he ever made and the body condom scene was his favorite schtick. he carries a fart maker in his pocket and as we walked up the concourse together after his flight, he kept making it go off as he meandered up the way. freaking hysterical! :D



Please tell me that as you reached the front of the plane, he stuck his head in the cockpit and said, "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."



As a matter of fact, he didn't do that, but he DID say he's done that in the past, quite a few times but in today's post 9/11 world, he doesn't like to do it anymore.

However, as we sat there waiting for everybody else to board, so many people recognized who he was and had something kind to say to him and he was very gracious to each one. He's a class act.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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