2fat2fly 0 #1 August 30, 2006 The "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 August 30, 2006 I don't remember what caused my revocation... but I remember Dave(livendive) taking it... and for what its worth... I don't really give two shits whether I have it or not...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #3 August 30, 2006 Are you just ill I killed another thread without you??? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 August 30, 2006 I don't think it's dead yet, the people that keep normal hours will revive it laterI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #5 August 30, 2006 Quotekeep normal hours Are you saying we are not normal?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 August 30, 2006 QuoteAre you saying we are not normal?? We spend hours paddling little rubber boats in circles-Do we need to investigate further? I can't believe that the "angelic" emoticon isn't disable for you.....HH has never met you, has heI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 August 30, 2006 If you have to ask, then you have no right to your guy card. OTOH, Like Scott I think mine was revoked a while back. I'm not sure if I ever got it back. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 August 30, 2006 I hold my wife's purse while she's in the dressing room-I think that's an offense, but I've never been caught by anyone I knowI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #9 August 30, 2006 QuoteI can't believe that the "angelic" emoticon isn't disable for you Sweet and innocent me??? QuoteHH has never met you, has he Of course not... I live UNDER the radar! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #10 August 30, 2006 QuoteThe "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Only other guys "think" they've revoked the guy card from another guy. Us gals just think of you as "sensitive" ... and we like that! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #11 August 30, 2006 QuoteI hold my wife's purse while she's in the dressing room-I think that's an offense, but I've never been caught by anyone I know Actually, that action gives you a sorta 'Get out of jail free' card to be used when the revocation of such guy card is implemented. A real guy is not embarassed about holding his wife's purse. Now, buying tampons for her is questionable. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #12 August 30, 2006 QuoteUs gals just think of you as "sensitive" ... and we like that! Yep, ya'll like it so much that you hang out chatting for hours with the sensitive guys and then go out and nail the vagabondsI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #13 August 30, 2006 QuoteUs gals just think of you as "sensitive" ... and we like that! Just another way we keep control! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #14 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteUs gals just think of you as "sensitive" ... and we like that! Yep, ya'll like it so much that you hang out chatting for hours with the sensitive guys and then go out and nail the vagabonds There's vagabonds out there ... where???!!! I'd prefer the guy that holds my purse over the one that steals it, tankyouveddymuch ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #15 August 30, 2006 You're hillarious. Can't wait to jump with you sometime and crack up in freefall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #16 August 30, 2006 Oh shit, I've been "Shell Spanked" and I kinda liked itI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #17 August 30, 2006 QuoteYou're hillarious. Can't wait to jump with you sometime and crack up in freefall. hehehehehe ... you said "crack" ... Come to LP next year and we'll play. And I'll be nice. I promise! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #18 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteUs gals just think of you as "sensitive" ... and we like that! Yep, ya'll like it so much that you hang out chatting for hours with the sensitive guys and then go out and nail the vagabondsyeah... what he said... Shit... I really didn't mean to make that post... stupid techinical papers... lowering my inhibitions... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #19 August 30, 2006 QuoteOh shit, I've been "Shell Spanked" and I kinda liked it Well ... I haven't heard that in a while. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #20 August 30, 2006 QuoteNow, buying tampons for her is questionable. I was 15. Caught without supplies. I made my Dad go buy stuff for me. I explained I couldn't leave the house exactly right then, and so he went and got some stuff for me. He's finally forgotten it...but I haven't. I still feel bad for that. But no-one can take Pop's guy card away; he fought in WWII in Burma/China/India. That automatically dispenses a nonrevocable guy card. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 August 30, 2006 QuoteNow, buying tampons for her is questionable. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was 15. Caught without supplies. I made my Dad go buy stuff for me. I explained I couldn't leave the house exactly right then, and so he went and got some stuff for me. He's finally forgotten it...but I haven't. I still feel bad for that. But no-one can take Pop's guy card away; he fought in WWII in Burma/China/India. That automatically dispenses a nonrevocable guy card. Your dad's the bomb-diggety. I would never consider revoking his guy card...in fact, I'd give him mine. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #22 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteNow, buying tampons for her is questionable. I was 15. Caught without supplies. I made my Dad go buy stuff for me. I explained I couldn't leave the house exactly right then, and so he went and got some stuff for me. He's finally forgotten it...but I haven't. I still feel bad for that. But no-one can take Pop's guy card away; he fought in WWII in Burma/China/India. That automatically dispenses a nonrevocable guy card. Ciels- Michele Trust a girl to turn a "guy card" post into a story about tampons! Just kidding, my dear! Your dad is the BOMB for doing that! My father cringed at the thought of having to go purchase that for me! It was "call your aunt to get that stuff ... I'm not getting it!". And I did ... 'cause I love him! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #23 August 30, 2006 QuoteI hold my wife's purse while she's in the dressing room-I think that's an offense, but I've never been caught by anyone I know The fact you go shopping with your wife...Bot only is your guy card removced but your gay card is on holdhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 August 30, 2006 QuoteThe "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Guy's Rules : 1) Never stop your car to ask for directions. 2) There is no such thing as "bad sex". 3) If it goes fast or uses gas ... you're the expert. 4) You can never own "too many" tools. 5) Always split Eights & Aces, never split Tens. 6) A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work. ...Those are on the back of the card, but it's a small card. I'm SURE there are more! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #25 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? Guy's Rules : 1) Never stop your car to ask for directions. 2) There is no such thing as "bad sex". 3) If it goes fast or uses gas ... you're the expert. 4) You can never own "too many" tools. 5) Always split Eights & Aces, never split Tens. 6) A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work. ...Those are on the back of the card, but it's a small card. I'm SURE there are more! I'm a believer in 4 of 6 of those ... does that make me part "guy"??? Do I get a "guy card"?? What else does it entitle me to?? 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
