ExAFO 0 #1 August 31, 2006 Urgh... The cat was sleeping on my chest as I was dozing off... Then she farted...right in my face.... How could something so foul come from a 6 pound kitten??? Ugh. I need a shower...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 August 31, 2006 QuoteUrgh... The cat was sleeping on my chest as I was dozing off... Then she farted...right in my face.... How could something so foul come from a 6 pound kitten??? Ugh. I need a shower...I have NOTHING that's just funnnyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #3 August 31, 2006 QuoteUrgh... How could something so foul come from a 6 pound kitten??? That's nothing compared to the stentch from an english bulldog...*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duckwater 0 #4 August 31, 2006 The worst smell ever was from my black lab that floated an air biscuit right under me and my dad after eating dead rotten cows in the pasture...It was an SBD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 August 31, 2006 I think my little girl got them all beat! She was only 2 months old at the time, but I was cradling her in my left arm and she let out this unbelievably LOUD and crisp fart. Startled the shit out of me! Okay, okay, no smell, but damn, the loud ones... she gets from me! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #6 August 31, 2006 NOT the bulldog??? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #7 August 31, 2006 QuoteNOT the bulldog??? Yeah...he's brutal!*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #8 August 31, 2006 Dude you are deaf remember? And if Sam's farts bring back hearing, having that little girl just made you a bundle.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #9 August 31, 2006 QuoteDude you are deaf remember? And if Sam's farts bring back hearing, having that little girl just made you a bundle.... good one LM*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 August 31, 2006 Im on a roll tonight... must be this two birthdays in one year thing Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 August 31, 2006 pffft!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 August 31, 2006 QuoteDude you are deaf remember? And if Sam's farts bring back hearing, having that little girl just made you a bundle.... Yeah, I'm deaf, but not totally. With one powerful-as-fuck hearing aid, I could hear her air-blast. Or did I more likely "felt" it through my hand since it was holding her tiny butt? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #13 August 31, 2006 QuoteThe worst smell ever was from my black lab that floated an air biscuit right under me and my dad after eating dead rotten cows in the pasture...It was an SBD Why were you eating dead rotten cows in the pasture? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
