Thursday funny . . .

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. . . and I don't give two sh**s if it has been posted before - so - just read and laugh.

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relay it to the class the next day.



When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, made a small white dot on the blackboard with a piece of chalk, and sat back down.



Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.



"It's a period," he replied.



"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?"



Darned if I know," he said, "...but this morning my sister was missing one.
Mommy fainted, Daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the
Navy.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And - one more . . .

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He mated 52 times last year? ... once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 125 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations he will be able to walk unassisted.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Had a good giggle!!!!!!!!

**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**

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Had a good giggle!!!!!!!!

Thank You Pia.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

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And you, Padewan.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Love your posts

..... When I understand them

**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**

[turtlespeed 226]

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Love your posts

..... When I understand them

Marry me?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Love your posts

..... When I understand them

Marry me?

And have green babies?? I'll pass, But if I change my mind, you'll be the first turtle in line.. You are not a bad choice for my first marriage

**Those who refuse to live and learn simply exist**

[turtlespeed 226]

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Love your posts

..... When I understand them

Marry me?

And have green babies?? I'll pass, But if I change my mind, you'll be the first turtle in line.. You are not a bad choice for my first marriage

Oh, No worries! I'm Fixed. It's just practice from here on out.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Pia 0]

Marry me?

[turtlespeed 226]

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Marry me?

And have green babies?? I'll pass, But if I change my mind, you'll be the first turtle in line.. You are not a bad choice for my first marriage