cameramonkey 0 #1 August 31, 2006 How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink . ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men ... until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #2 August 31, 2006 I hope you're man enough to take the flak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameramonkey 0 #3 August 31, 2006 Of course. Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuartledden 0 #4 August 31, 2006 Why did God give women legs? You ever seen the trail a slug leaves ?? Don't forget to pull your stopping ropes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameramonkey 0 #5 August 31, 2006 OUTSTANDING!Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
