aprilcat 0 #51 September 1, 2006 QuoteAnd there will be cloth napkins too. Whooooo! I think I understand why women are thowing themselves at you!! Cloth Napkins and everything????? Those wet-naps are annoying, inefficient, and get stuck to your butt. Smooth moves....~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,560 #52 September 1, 2006 It's not quite matching the nutwaxing thread, but pretty good so far. I'll bet some lovely couple's going to owe HH pimp fees after this thread Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #53 September 1, 2006 A class act all the way!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #54 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis attachment is how I used to approach women. Now I just am getting tired of the mayhem of so many women... I beg to differ, I have found that the guys that feel the need to talk it up...brag what have you...are the ones that cannot perfom said actions! LOL The more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! How I feel about your response...Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #55 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteThis attachment is how I used to approach women. Now I just am getting tired of the mayhem of so many women... I beg to differ, I have found that the guys that feel the need to talk it up...brag what have you...are the ones that cannot perfom said actions! LOL The more shit they talk, the less they are worth in bed! How I feel about your response... Awe...did I hit a nerve there?? All defensive and stuff She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #56 September 1, 2006 Quotesome of us guys can back up our talk and follow thru. my problem is too many women I've met just lay there and expect me to do everything. Screw that! I want a freak damn it! and no gag reflex would be nice too. There are some good articles by Nina Hartley and various other adult industry professionals that are helpful. kneepads (preferably the occupational ones used by bricklayers that you can buy at Home Depot) are useful too for extended sessions.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #57 September 1, 2006 This is my common attire to prevent from being stalked by women...Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #58 September 1, 2006 Quote This is why all the women chase me. Go on, click the link. You know you shouldnt but you are going to none the less. Its such a purdy link, all sleek and sexy. Am I Hot or Not? I'm not an expert, but my understanding is - if your shit doesn't float for a few seconds, you're dehydrated. Looks like you need to eat more fruit.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #59 September 1, 2006 Are you kidding women love my gilley suit, cant keep their hands off of me when I wear it. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #60 September 1, 2006 QuoteInterests: Inventing. Collecting absurd weird experiences. Telling jokes. No shit, is that why you started this thread so you can do them all in one go?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #61 September 1, 2006 BAD Sockpuppet BAD!!!! EewwwwwWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #62 September 1, 2006 Quote hey, i've done porno... LOL!!! A friend of mine did, also. One night we're drinking together, and there was a group of young girls who had made their first tandem jump who were also partying. One of them is out of control. Subject comes up of my friend doing her. He looks in my eyes, and confides in me - You know, I'm not even sure I could fuck in a room full of people anymore. Beer shot out of my nose. That's not something you hear every day.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #63 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuote This is why all the women chase me. Go on, click the link. You know you shouldnt but you are going to none the less. Its such a purdy link, all sleek and sexy. Am I Hot or Not? I'm not an expert, but my understanding is - if your shit doesn't float for a few seconds, you're dehydrated. Looks like you need to eat more fruit. hey, my shit floats. looks at the handplunger jpeg above.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #64 September 1, 2006 QuoteAre you kidding women love my ghillie suit, can keep their hands off of me when I wear it. fixed it for ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #65 September 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf you want to keep women away, make yourself available. The best approach is to act nice. That's just friggin retarted. It might still be true, but it is still friggin retarted. Its very true, women don't go for nice guys.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #66 September 1, 2006 Thanks I put it in google and it came up both ways!! EYEBALLS!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #67 September 1, 2006 QuoteI'm not an expert, but my understanding is - if your shit doesn't float for a few seconds, you're dehydrated. Looks like you need to eat more fruit. In infants it may indicate a fat metabolism disorder. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #68 September 1, 2006 Wow Skydemon2, you must be a spinner! Container: Javelin Main Canopy: Quadra-V-Tec 225 ft² (0.11 lbs/ft²) Reserve Canopy: PD Reserve 98 ft² (0.26 lbs/ft²) AAD: CypresLooks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #69 September 1, 2006 Quote In infants it may indicate a fat metabolism disorder. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that didn't look like something that came from an infant We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #70 September 1, 2006 QuoteA class act all the way!! see attachment.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #71 September 1, 2006 Maybe...... Maybe not.....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
460 0 #72 September 1, 2006 My hero. Safe for work.Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #73 September 1, 2006 I have no clue why I'm posting this--it just seems to fit in this thread. clicky Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #74 September 1, 2006 Quote My hero. If you're base jumping a Wonderhog with a T-10, you should find another hero... We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,560 #75 September 1, 2006 QuoteIf you're base jumping a Wonderhog with a T-10, you should find another hero... He's smoove enuf to pull it off Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
