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hey, i've done porno... seriously. that's how i paid part of my way through grad school



Gay porn doesn't count. Besides, it only takes one scene (and on top) to pay your entire tuition and that may not count much either if you have the strength to block things out.



It doesn't pay quite that well. It's about $15 per minute of used footage, initially through Ricky Bartlett Productions. Don't know about gay porn, which doesn't appeal to me in the slightest.
Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

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All talk no action is the issue...how about shut up and show me what you got ;)



Oh, c'mon--talk can be fun too!

For example:

When I get there, I want you to be ready for me. We're going to start out by taking a nice long, hot shower. I'm going to soap your body and you are going to rub your slippery boobs all over me. We're going to kiss passionately as I pull you close and and water flows all over us.

Later, I'm going to dry you off and kiss you and you're going to go to the candle-lit bedroom and wait with anticipation. It will take me a minute to get there, because I'm going to make a quick trip to the kitchen.

When I walk in the bedroom, I will have a glass of ice water and a mug of hot steamy green tea. I'm not interested in drinking them, though--I have something else in mind.

As I kiss my way up your inner thighs, you're going to feel the tingling of anticipation going up and down your spine.

I'm going to take a drink of the hot tea and swirl it in my mouth and you're going to feel me teasingly blowing my hot breath against your clit. You're pelvis will do that little involuntary spasm as I suck your warm clit between my lips and tease it with my hot tonge.

Then I'll pause and swirl some ice water in my mouth and then gently flick my icy tongue over your clit as your squirm and start to tremble with pleasure.

Hot, cold, hot, cold...until you scream with wild ecstacy.

Yes, you'd better be ready for me.


Or maybe not.

Walt

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Oh, c'mon--talk can be fun too!



Never said it couldn't! The problem is when all that shit is talked and then you end up with the equivalent to a make out session you had in 8th grade ;)

I shit you not I think some guys quote stuff from things the read with out having actually ever done it LOL! :ph34r:
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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Oh, c'mon--talk can be fun too!



Never said it couldn't! The problem is when all that shit is talked and then you end up with the equivalent to a make out session you had in 8th grade ;)

I shit you not I think some guys quote stuff from things the read with out having actually ever done it LOL! :ph34r:



To the ladies:

Please, oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease give some examples!!!!!:D:D

Walt

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To the ladies:

Please, oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease give some examples!!!!!LaughLaugh

Walt



My problem is the lack of follow thru...;)
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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You could freak the the living hell out of pretty much any woman on a date.

"Hey, sweet thing, if you don't mind, I need to stop by Sam's Club on the way to our fabulous romantic evening..."

Or how about:

"I'd really like to help you redecorate--let's go to the furniture store!!!!!"

Or

"Need anything at Target....?"

:D:D:D:D:D

Walt



Speaking of freaking...
Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

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My problem is the lack of follow thru...;)



C'mon guys, can ya' help a sista' out?

Walt



Awe shit im officially frightened!!! Walt is pimping me out!!! :o
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
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Or you never know... could be stories from 10 years ago... but you see no sign of it! :P



My money is on insecurity issues. This might have been a case of him thinking he wasnt gonna get called on it :D Talk a bunch of shit, then didnt really think I would say OK lets go...:ph34r:
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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Do you ever get tired of all the women chasing you all the time? I mean I can barely have a life with so many women spreading their legs for me.


Feel free to try my technique of taking pics of one of your turds in your bathtub and posting them.

The women are staying away in droves!:D:D

Walt



OK, I'll bite. Here is my friend taking care of something for me while rock climbing at El Petrero Chico in Mexico.
Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

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Well, ladies...now you have it...the true 460. ;)



Ahh yes the truth comes out and my point is made!!

Even he is full of shit!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
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