antifnsocial 0 #1 May 23, 2005 Why are you so horny today? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #2 May 23, 2005 Cause he is male and still breathing? Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #3 May 23, 2005 QuoteCause he is male and still breathing? And hasn´t been laid in (varies with age) approximately the past 30 minutes. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #4 May 23, 2005 30 minutes? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 May 23, 2005 "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #6 May 23, 2005 Turn around time could be longer or shorter due to pharmecutical influences or age. Also has been directly linked to the following factors: Hotness of girl said activity is-was being done with, number of times it has been done with the person in the past, likeliness of it being done again in the future. Besides, even if the other equipment needs a longer rest there are always two hands and a tung to keep the action moving. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #8 May 23, 2005 Are you getting laid right now?? FART!!!! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 May 23, 2005 QuoteWhy are you so horny today? Because of six or seven...ugh. Must disinfect brain now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #10 May 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhy are you so horny today? Because of six or seven...ugh. Must disinfect brain now! Don't blame me! You're the one who came up with the idea... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #11 May 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhy are you so horny today? Because of six or seven...ugh. Must disinfect brain now! Don't blame me! You're the one who came up with the idea...What is 6 or 7???????????Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 May 23, 2005 Beacause my cat is in heat...again. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #13 May 23, 2005 Something tells me we don't really want to know the answer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #14 May 23, 2005 You're right! What was I thinking?! Don't tell. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #15 September 1, 2006 I received this email today. Since you are in the neighborhood of this guy, want to check him out and split the 25 with me? I may ask for more to support our children with... Good Day, Although, I do not know you in person, I have received your contact via personal search on the internet, Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Zhang Wu a banker in the Hang Seng Bank Ltd,Hong Kong. I have a profitable transaction for you. I was attending a business luncheon in September 1999 in china and I got introduced to Mr. Andreas Schranner, a renowned German real Estate/property magnate. He later employed my services as a banker and investment Consultant, Three months later he invited me and told me of his desire to open a fixed deposit account, he could fall back to on retirement, under my professional guidance and based on my advice he made a fixed deposit of USD25,000,000(twenty five million United States Dollars) in one of our branches. This deposit was for 5 years and upon maturity I made effort to contact my client, l could not reach him. I was forced to travel to Germany and there I got the tragic news that, my client Mr.Andreas Schranner, his wife Maria, their daughter Andrea Eich, his son in law Christian, and their children Maximilian and Katharina, all perished in the Monday, 31 July, 2000 plane crash in western German city of Moenchengladbach. Please Click here and find out what happened to Mr. Andreas Schranner : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm After further investigation, l also discovered that Mr. Andreas Schranner did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And l remember he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So,Twenty five million United State dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most? Is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration of a numbers of years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr.Andreas Schranner so that you will be able to receive his funds. Should you be interested please send me your full names and current residential address and I will prefers you to reach me on the email address below (zhangwu@atmail.com) and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated. Mr. Zhang Wu Shanghai Branch G/F, China Development Bank Tower 500 Pudong South Road Pudong, Shanghai Shanghai Postal Code: 200120 http://www.hangseng.com/ Let me know what you think. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
