Having Americans over for dinner... Help Please

[shropshire 0]

I've hidden all of the guns and burried my WMDs - what have I forgotten?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[woodpecker 0]

bwahahaha,

So do we need to bring the McDonalds or what??

SONIC WOODY #146

There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on?

[shropshire 0]

Thought that you we're s'posed to be at work - slacker

CYA later

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Zep 0]

Get in a good stock of peanut butter an jelly

Hide the single malt

Gone fishing

[woodpecker 0]

I am at work....and a slacker.

SONIC WOODY #146

There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on?

[jumpjunkie2004 0]

Be sure to serve them massive quantities of over processed unhealthy food.

Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat...

[shropshire 0]

Roast Beef and the trimmings is on the menu...... Got some beer warming up in the sunroom too.



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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Scoop 0]

Is that with chips? sorry... fries

[shropshire 0]

And ketchup

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Scoop 0]

Excellent! Have you got beer like piss too?

[Samurai136 0]

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I've hidden all of the guns and burried my WMDs - what have I forgotten?

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Do you have any Ranch Salad Dressing?

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[Lindsey 0]

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Excellent! Have you got beer like piss too?

mmmmm.....Mich Ultra :)

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[Skyrad 0]

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I've hidden all of the guns and burried my WMDs - what have I forgotten?

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Baseball cap...Check
Checked Shirt...Check
Nikon round neck...Check
Burgers and fries for top quality eating...Check
Paper serviettes to tuck into front...Check
Both kinds of music, country & western CD...Check
Grits...Puke....Check
Giant Stars & Strip flag for the garden...Check
Yellow ribbon magnetic car thing...Check
Megaphone to converse at appropriate level...Check
Cousin to flirt with...Check
Beer weaker than piss...Check
Nope, I don't think you've forgotten anything!

Have fun y'all.

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[lisamariewillbe 1]

Use meat tenderizer.... americans are just as tough to cut into as other humans....

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[StreetScooby 5]

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Got some beer warming up in the sunroom too.

LOL!!!

We are all engines of karma

[StreetScooby 5]

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Grits...

Grits are good!!!

We are all engines of karma

[freeflir29 0]

Order some food from America. All the food in the UK sucks ass. The beer isn't any better. However, the British chicks are OK. Dirty sluts they are........

[riddler 0]

Say what you will about Americans, but we are easy guests to entertain. We eat bad food all the time, so whatever you make will probably taste great.

Oh wait - you're from the UK? Forget what I said Generally we don't like boiled steak, meat that is less than 100% meat, haggis, boiled tomatoes (boiled anything, really), blood pudding, overcooked eggs, or too much salt.

I've traveled a lot of places in the world, and Britain was the only place with worse food than the U.S.

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[Muenkel 0]

Don't be afraid to serve anything that needs to be properly chewed, because our teeth are generally healthy and in the correct places of our mouths.

Chris

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[Stumpy 284]

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I've traveled a lot of places in the world, and Britain was the only place with worse food than the U.S

I really don't get this, where did you eat?!?!

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Generally we don't like boiled steak, meat that is less than 100% meat, haggis, boiled tomatoes (boiled anything, really), blood pudding, overcooked eggs, or too much salt.

I have never had boiled steak, not sure what you are on about with the meat thing, very rarely boil anything. (But i do happen to like haggis and black pudding - rare i get them though!!) Without a doubt, the uS has to be the blandest, least healthy place i have ever been!!

Tell you what, next time you are over i'll cook for ya. Bet you can't eat it all.....

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[bob.dino 1]

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I've traveled a lot of places in the world, and Britain was the only place with worse food than the U.S.

When were you in the UK, and where were you?

I lived in London for four years from '99-'03 and the food there was generally excellent, as long as you avoided the tourist traps around Leicester Square. Outside London, all bets are off. I've had some wonderful and some woeful meals. And motorway rest stops serve uniformly disgusting fare.

[sartre 0]

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the uS has to be the blandest, least healthy place i have ever been!!

Well, you just haven't been to the right places. Where in the States were you? We in Colorado are some of the leanest, healthiest Americans. It's true. It was in USA Today.

[usedtajump 1]

Be sure to serve kippers every morning for breakfast while they're there.

The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

[bob.dino 1]

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We in Colorado are some of the leanest, healthiest Americans.

Operative word bolded .

[sartre 0]