micro 0 #76 September 4, 2006 "Twatty McSecondPlace?" Brandon now has to remove my ruptured spleen too! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #77 September 4, 2006 Ahhhh....just fuck n makeup... sweet dreams peanuts...it's been a fun, entertaining night...danka! >o< _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #78 September 4, 2006 Unless you're planning on committing a crime and would like 5th amendment protection there is absolutely nothing for the man to gain in marriage. AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #79 September 4, 2006 QuoteUnless you're planning on committing a crime and would like 5th amendment protection there is absolutely nothing for the man to gain in marriage. At the rate he's going, marriage may be his only option to get laid. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #80 September 4, 2006 Read the book "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by tucker max, it will become your bible. Funniest fuckin thing ive EVER read or experienced. Check out tuckermax.com for a sample.So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #81 September 4, 2006 Scott, what you need is an on-hand, qualified Coach. I am available for the low, low price of $20/day and can teach you all the aspects of being an sshole. I have years and years of experience. Just be aware that with your current demeanor and basic emotional make-up, it's going to be a long, and expensive road to travel to get you to be a decent asshole. Call me and set up an appointment. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #82 September 4, 2006 QuoteScott, what you need is an on-hand, qualified Coach. I am available for the low, low price of $20/day and can teach you all the aspects of being an sshole. ok... first off... what exactly is a "sshole" is that sort of like a snake only much worse smelling... and about the price... damn... wft... you'd think I was a student at a dz or something... "I can teach you to land that canopy of yours better... but it will cost you 20 bucks..." I thought I was your friend... but now I see how it is asshole... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #83 September 4, 2006 Pssstt.....Andy, you weren't an asshole when I met you. So, I don't think you are qualified to be a coach to Scott. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #84 September 4, 2006 hey you fucker!!! you stop that thinking right fucking now. I will personally kick your ass for thinking this way. I didn't read through all the posts but some I did read make sense. What's the rush. It will happen. Dog is major chick magnet. Figure out a way to get into conversations. You're gonna have to actually think of something to talk about to a complete stranger. Then keep their attention. Good luck with that. Anyway. Thought i'd give you some shit. Nice guys always win in my book. Trust me. And I don't mean that in a gay way fuckers.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #85 September 4, 2006 I prefer you as a nice guy, Scott. But my opinion doesn't matter since I'm not a girlfriend candidate.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #86 September 4, 2006 sarcasm goes a long way, i really enjoy telling people to quit running thier dick suckerFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
