i am concerned

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...about myself.

I was watching an episode of 24 and they had a scene where this hot chick is on an airliner.

She gets det cord and puts it around the door.
Then, she puts on an all-black suit and an all-black rig
and sits with her back to the door.
Then, she sets off the det cord and blows out the door.
The resulting decompression sucks her out the hole where the door was. (Because of the fact that it was on tv, I let the whole "this is total dumbness that would never work" thing go immediately.)

So, I was watching this hot chick, in the process of doing something interesting, and I thought to myself, "her chestsrap is definitely not routed through the keeper".

I am starting to be concerned about my priorities.
Instead of the boobies, I was looking at her gear. Should I seek guy-counselling?

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...about myself.

I was watching an episode of 24 and they had a scene where this hot chick is on an airliner.

She gets det cord and puts it around the door.
Then, she puts on an all-black suit and an all-black rig
and sits with her back to the door.
Then, she sets off the det cord and blows out the door.
The resulting decompression sucks her out the hole where the door was. (Because of the fact that it was on tv, I let the whole "this is total dumbness that would never work" thing go immediately.)

So, I was watching this hot chick, in the process of doing something interesting, and I thought to myself, "her chestsrap is definitely not routed through the keeper".

I am starting to be concerned about my priorities.
Instead of the boobies, I was looking at her gear. Should I seek guy-counselling?

Nope. Your priorities are right on track. Easier to play hide the sausage with boobies that are alive.

Unless you are into that sort of thing..

Then you have other problems entirely.

[Squeak 17]

man what a waste of a rig, the det coard would have trashed it

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man what a waste of a rig, the det coard would have trashed it

When I pointed stuff out, my old roommate would say, "Relax, it's only a movie..."

I looked at that girl getting sucked out of a jet going 400mph and thought, "She is going to whack her ankle on the tail side of the door."

My roommate would be proud of my new relaxed attitude on details, but would point out that my priorities needed adjustment.

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man what a waste of a rig, the det coard would have trashed it

Not really, depending on how many wraps or what NEW(Net Explosive Weight) of Det cord she used, it wouldn't do anything to her rig if it wasn't in direct contact with the det cord. I have stood many times in front of a door being breeched with det cord with no ill effect. I would be more likely to raise the BS flag on the amount of det cord she used to breech the aircraft door. I do agree that it would make for a shitty exit though

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So, I was watching this hot chick, in the process of doing something interesting, and I thought to myself, "her chestsrap is definitely not routed through the keeper". I am starting to be concerned about my priorities.

She has to survive the jump in order for her boobies to have any attraction. So your priorities were correct: 1) safety first, and; 2) boobies second.

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She has to survive the jump in order for her boobies to have any attraction. So your priorities were correct: 1) safety first, and; 2) boobies second.

If I had been on the plane, I would have:
1. Subdued the villainess.
2. Defused the bomb.
3. Got an excellent bj and a sammich.
4. Had her iron a clean shirt for me.
5. Turned her over to authorities.