Fun uses for Air Compressors?

[lawrocket 3]

On Saturday I purchased a 20 CFM, 150 psi air compressor. Oh, it is awesome. Aired up the tires. Used the grinder attachment to sharpen drill bits. Cleaned out the garage so I could blow out all of debris on the floor. My son really dug the blower attachment - THAT was some serious play time.

I'm planning on installing a French, er, "Freedom" drain in the back yard for draining and I need to cut through some concrete so I tried out my pneuamtic hammer and lo and behold, it fucking WORKS.

That hammer got me to thinking of more interesting uses, since I though of an ex of mine who basically required a pneumatic hammer for fun.)

I also recalled an interesting childhood memory. My dad was a machinist and did some work on the side. He had an air compressor. The next door neighbor was a old man named "Whitey" who had these statues in his front yard that were "anatomically correct." You know, the same statues that always had fig leaves over them in the school pictures?

Well, he also had a collection of mannequins that were dressed up in clothes. Not till I was older and saw Silence of the Lambs did I look back thinking, "Dayum..." But, old Whitey came walking to our garage one day carrying a blow-up doll. I was in the garage with my dad, and my Dad was laughing hilariously watching Whitey trudge along with a deflated doll. I thought it was funny that an old man would play with dolls.

My dad managed to stop laughing enough to carry on a brief conversation. My dad aired the doll up and away Whitey went with a fully inflated doll. Not for many years would I know what a blow-up doll was, and it was interesting, to say the least, recalling with hilarity an incident that happened 15 years prior to me figuring out what was going on.

So I know that I will no longer need to pass out while attempting to inflate my son's pool toys. I also reckon that some fun could be had with a spray gun attachment, which I don't yet have. I also wonder what fun could be had with a nailer when I get one.

(Of course, all of these activities will occur outside of the presence of my wife and son).

I'm sure I could have all kinds of creative uses for it. I'm sure I could propel any number of projectiles with it. Perhaps I can purchase some old air horn to make some noise. I could maybe fill a car with some inflatable bladders to make someone's day more difficult.

I'm trying to think of any number of nefaious uses for the thing to further justify the couple of hundred dollars spent on it. I mean, this thing MUST have all kinds of fun uses for which is was not specifically designed.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[cocheese 0]

Just a word of caution: air blown into a vagina can be fatal....unless it's a blow up doll.

[lawrocket 3]

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Just a word of caution: air blown into a vagina can be fatal....unless it's a blow up doll.

Oh, I know. I was working in a hospital the day a woman was brought in with what the coroner later said was an embolism. Her boyfriend had a new can of whipped cream and had no idea of the harm that could come from it.

Oh, yeah - this can happen nearly anywhere - especially the mouth, which is why I don't really let my son have too much fun with the air compressor..

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[cocheese 0]

So... I wonder if female nude skydivers are at risk of this happening?

[jtval 0]

only if they're sit flying

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[cocheese 0]

Are you an expert at vaginal thermal dynamics? Where is Kallend? and Kbordson when you need them?

[warpedskydiver 0]

Pneumatic cannon?

[jtval 0]

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Are you an expert at vaginal thermal dynamics?

well, not really an expert but I do have experience in that field. Plus,I stayed at a holiday inn.(a very long time ago)

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[cocheese 0]

Ok then, You're good. I'm just thinking that when she is in a hard pelvic arch, there may be some danger as with the sitflying.

[jtval 0]

do you really think that the air would get in there?
I mean with 7 men flying below and behind her the burble would likely act more as a vacuum.


Seriously, there may be a chance of forced air but I think its a slim chance if at all, since the air isn't really being directed into the uterus.

Chapstik would probably be 1st on her mind, than a ride to the hospital.

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[lawrocket 3]

I don't think cocheese is talking about embolisms - more about the stray and auditory queef that may occur.

My wife is hotter than your wife.