JENNR8R 0 #1 September 6, 2006 Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up - the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing - and ring the bells out. Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know - The Wicked Witch is dead! That's my happy song. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #2 September 6, 2006 Is your mom the witch or was her taxes the witch (better spelled w/ a "b")? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #3 September 6, 2006 oh. I was hoping this was going to be about Ann Coulter. But I'm am very happy you finished your mom's tax return. jBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #4 September 6, 2006 Preparing the tax return was the witch. I'd rather take a beating... but I'm her executrix, and it's part of the duties. I'll have two more returns to do next year. But the witch is dead for this year. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #5 September 6, 2006 Posted on our bathroom wall of trivia: Did you ever notice that when you put The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS? okay, I'm a dork. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 September 6, 2006 My old boss had a reputation for being, let's say, "firm" which earned her the nickname "the wicked witch." Of course, she embraced it and bought a bunch of wicked witch dolls and decorated her office with them. The thing is, she was a great boss, she just didn't tolerate slacking off. So all of us that liked her picked up on the nickname too. About a month ago she left the agency and at her going away party we sang that song to her. I wasn't going to post this, but as I was reading the thread a piece of mail came across my desk. It was a card from her addressed to my department thanking us for being good to her. And she signed it "the wicked witch." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #7 September 6, 2006 Okay and good...but did ya have to shout? I already have a terrible headache Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 September 6, 2006 Quoteoh. I was hoping this was going to be about Ann Coulter. j BAH!!! That made me chuckle! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #9 September 6, 2006 Can you imagine being an IRS agent? I wonder if they have a high suicide rate? Everyone hates them. I heard that dentists have a high suicide rate. I figure it's because no one will talk to them. How can they expect a conversation when they fill your mouth up with stuff? That never stops them from trying though. Okay, I'm rambling... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #10 September 6, 2006 QuoteOkay and good...but did ya have to shout? I already have a terrible headache sorry betsy, i didn't know you could hear me all the way over in arizona. go take a bubblebath, listen to some soothing music and drink the beverage of your choice. maybe the headache will get better... shhhhhhhh... i'm whispering....What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 September 6, 2006 Quotesorry betsy, i didn't know you could hear me all the way over in arizona. Well all caps is the same as shouting...and it was yelling in my head! LOL Thanks a lot Jen now that song is stuck in my head! yesterday in mainfest it was Gloria LOL dang it. Oh a bath would be lovely...but I have to work all day and then out for sushi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #12 September 6, 2006 I played an EXCELLENT Wicked Witch of the West in my 5th-grade play. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #13 September 6, 2006 yo-ho...What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #14 September 6, 2006 QuoteI played an EXCELLENT Wicked Witch of the West in my 5th-grade play. Somehow I see you more like Glinda, the beautiful Witch of the North.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #15 September 6, 2006 Awwwww. Go on... Seriously, I was the wicked witch. Except, technically I was the wicked witch of the "test" for a program called "Test Busters" to loosen kids up about having to take whatever the 5th-grade equivalent is of the SATs.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #16 September 6, 2006 Hey Lady - hooray - i likewise despise doing taxes, if the average American reads at an 8th grade level, then how the **** can they do their taxes, there should be a law - or maybe not, TurboTax is my friend one of the nicest people i knew was an IRS agent, go figureGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 September 6, 2006 I read WAY past an 8th grade level... and my daddy does my taxes. I have a book though. "Taxes for Dummies". I WILL learn. Oh yes. I WILL learn.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #18 September 6, 2006 QuoteI have a book though. "Taxes for Dummies". I WILL learn. Oh yes. I WILL learn. You should also check into "Texas for Dyslexics." It has excellent information on WD-40 and U2. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #19 September 6, 2006 QuoteI read WAY past an 8th grade level... and my daddy does my taxes. thats cause daddy's are always a pushover with their daughters, don't pee him off, he might fix you up with an audit - lolGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #20 September 6, 2006 I've pissed him off plenty of times and vice versa. Mind you, it's MY hard-earned money he's filing for me. I haven't (proudly) taken a cent from daddy since half-way through college; and to his credit he did NOT part with his many of his dollars before that either..He actually tries hard to KEEP me from an audit. I work from home and I wanted to deduct all sorts of expenses that I kept strict, accurate tabs & receipts on. But....he just KNEW I'd be audited. Soooo, I ate it.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #21 September 6, 2006 QuoteDing Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up - the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing - and ring the bells out. Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know - The Wicked Witch is dead! Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I've only gone back to school. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bbarnhouse 0 #22 September 6, 2006 QuoteRumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I've only gone back to school. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh Miche...classic if ever! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #23 September 7, 2006 Thanks a lot Jenn now that song is stuck in my head! yesterday in manifest it was Gloria LOL Quote Thanks Betsy... Ding Dong has been replaced with your song of yesterday... complete with air guitar... Like to tell ya about my baby You know she comes around She about five feet four A from her head to the ground You know she comes around here At just about midnight She make ya feel so good, Lord She make ya feel all right And her name is G-L-O-R-I G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it all night (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it everyday (GLORIA) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah She comes around here Just about midnight Ha, she make me feel so good, Lord I wanna say she make me feel alright Comes a-walkin' down my street When she comes to my house She knocks upon my door And then she comes in my room Yeah, an' she make me feel alright G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it all night (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it everyday (GLORIA) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Looks so good (GLORIA) alright Just so good (GLORIA) alright, yeahWhat do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #24 September 7, 2006 Ooooooo...you are SOOOO mean! We represent the Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollipop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland. Guess who gets all my lollipops every April? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #25 September 7, 2006 Our favorite uncle?... Sam? Dang... now there's a new tune in my head. No air guitar this time. I am walking around with my fists swinging left and right though.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
PLFXpert 0 #20 September 6, 2006 I've pissed him off plenty of times and vice versa. Mind you, it's MY hard-earned money he's filing for me. I haven't (proudly) taken a cent from daddy since half-way through college; and to his credit he did NOT part with his many of his dollars before that either..He actually tries hard to KEEP me from an audit. I work from home and I wanted to deduct all sorts of expenses that I kept strict, accurate tabs & receipts on. But....he just KNEW I'd be audited. Soooo, I ate it.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #21 September 6, 2006 QuoteDing Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up - the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing - and ring the bells out. Ding Dong the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know - The Wicked Witch is dead! Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I've only gone back to school. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 September 6, 2006 QuoteRumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I've only gone back to school. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh Miche...classic if ever! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #23 September 7, 2006 Thanks a lot Jenn now that song is stuck in my head! yesterday in manifest it was Gloria LOL Quote Thanks Betsy... Ding Dong has been replaced with your song of yesterday... complete with air guitar... Like to tell ya about my baby You know she comes around She about five feet four A from her head to the ground You know she comes around here At just about midnight She make ya feel so good, Lord She make ya feel all right And her name is G-L-O-R-I G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it all night (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it everyday (GLORIA) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah She comes around here Just about midnight Ha, she make me feel so good, Lord I wanna say she make me feel alright Comes a-walkin' down my street When she comes to my house She knocks upon my door And then she comes in my room Yeah, an' she make me feel alright G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it all night (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it everyday (GLORIA) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Looks so good (GLORIA) alright Just so good (GLORIA) alright, yeahWhat do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #24 September 7, 2006 Ooooooo...you are SOOOO mean! We represent the Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollipop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland. Guess who gets all my lollipops every April? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #25 September 7, 2006 Our favorite uncle?... Sam? Dang... now there's a new tune in my head. No air guitar this time. I am walking around with my fists swinging left and right though.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
popsjumper 2 #24 September 7, 2006 Ooooooo...you are SOOOO mean! We represent the Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild And in the name of the Lollipop Guild, We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland. Guess who gets all my lollipops every April? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #25 September 7, 2006 Our favorite uncle?... Sam? Dang... now there's a new tune in my head. No air guitar this time. I am walking around with my fists swinging left and right though.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
