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I finally figured out what Santa does in the off season..

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Actually the real Santa is live in Incline Village. I see him every day and will take a picture tomorrow night and post it. He really is the real Santa. Today I saw him water the flowers at the church.

http://mymerrychristmas.com/2006/santatour.shtml
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what do you think the tape measure is for?



He's making toys silly - he can't make them ALL in November!:D.
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We have a bunch of retired old guys who come to work with our wood and metal shops and they repair and make toys for kids, they call themselves "Santas Workshop" they donate all the toys to charity each year...
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Santa's also a real baseball nut. He hits the exhibition games at Spring Training in Florida and Arizona a lot. Don't know if he skydives though, I've never seen him at a dropzone, least not in the springtime.

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Santa's also a real baseball nut. He hits the exhibition games at Spring Training in Florida and Arizona a lot. Don't know if he skydives though, I've never seen him at a dropzone, least not in the springtime.



yes he does... i've seen him and the Mrs at Eloy a time or two..

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sometimes you just cant get away from the elf hugging santa lovers:ph34r::ph34r:


That stuff is pretty damn cool but like chris said.

we need to maintain a certain level of levity here and you guys arent helping:P



Well, alright then. Santa is using the tape measure to measure his "pole" - isn't that what all you guys do?? Because when it's all said and done, despite the red suite and sleigh, he's still a guy and we all know how obsessed you guys are with the size of your south poles!:ph34r:

Better??:P:)
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Santa's also a real baseball nut. He hits the exhibition games at Spring Training in Florida and Arizona a lot. Don't know if he skydives though, I've never seen him at a dropzone, least not in the springtime.



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Luckily I had my camera handy when I spotted him..

:P



He seems to have lost a lot of weight.:)




Its from the Crystal Meth. He goes on Binges in the off season



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