jtval 0 #1 September 8, 2006 the commercial for his new movie says its his LAST martial arts film. whats the deal?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #2 September 8, 2006 He's getting old, I suspectcavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 September 8, 2006 And doughy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 September 8, 2006 QuoteHe's getting old, I suspect didn't stop stephen segalMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteHe's getting old, I suspect didn't stop stephen segal Or Chuck Norris Maybe Chuck told him to retire or he'll round house kick him into retirement You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 September 8, 2006 Well, it does say it's his last martial arts film. Maybe he's getting into more serious dramatic roles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 September 8, 2006 broke back mountian: the second cumming Jet Li: But I don't think I am into that sort of thing Mike Tyson: I'll fuck you till you love me.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 September 8, 2006 I'm glad I'm not the olny one who heard that soundclip fromMike tysonMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 September 8, 2006 Dude, I just made a totally random Randy Johnson reference in another thread. Yeah, I heard the story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 September 8, 2006 I saw that thread ( i forgot what you were rpleying to but I saw it)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #12 September 8, 2006 QuoteDude, I just made a totally random Randy Johnson reference in another thread. Yeah, I heard the story. Oh Yea, you were replying to me in the other threadMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #14 September 8, 2006 I'm getting senile. why do you ask? huh? who are you talking to? where are my pants?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #15 September 8, 2006 Not knowing where your pants are is okay. Trying to undo your chest strap and accidentally mooning everyone isn't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 September 8, 2006 well I must be really senile if I have to undo my chest strap to show my ass. didnt we used to hold that behind us?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 September 8, 2006 QuoteChuck Norris The major difference is that Chuck Norris was a top level competive fighter. One of the best that has ever competed. Jet Li has never competed in fighting, only in Katas. Although he has done well with them. That's possibly why Chuck Norris' martial arts on film wasn't really flashy but very crisp and with correct technique, where as Jet Li is very flashy. If you've ever been a competitive martial artist you know what I'm talking about. Watch the top fighters then go watch the top in forms. Which one actually looks better? For me, the fighters are the ones that are impressive, or the ones doing traditional forms with crisp and perfect technique. Not the really accented moves with super deep stances that is all show and useless in any sort of situation.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #18 September 8, 2006 QuoteWell, it does say it's his last martial arts film. Maybe he's getting into more serious dramatic roles. http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-07/19/content_3237038.htm "As to the future, Li said he would put half of his energy into filmmaking and another half into a cause which he declined to disclose, only saying that it was much more important than movies." He's gonna do kung fu musical theatre, i just know it! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #19 September 8, 2006 What hjas any of that got to do with Taking the piss out Jet Li and Chuck Norris,(aka Walker Texas Ranger who cant sing) You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 September 8, 2006 Quote What hjas any of that got to do with Taking the piss out Jet Li and Chuck Norris,(aka Walker Texas Ranger who cant sing) Maybe its due to my disappointment since Jet Li hasn't really done a really good movie since Fist of Legend. Although Lethal Weapon 4 was good for a laugh, it wasn't really about Jet Li.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #21 September 8, 2006 Dave, if you like martial arts, do yourself a favour and get hold of a flick called Ong Bak. It's about Muai Thai but some of the fight scenes and the stuff that Tony Jaa, the film's star does is incredible. It's definately worth a look. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ongbak/ Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #22 September 8, 2006 Tony Jaa has a new movie coming out soon in the States. The plot seems a little thin. QuoteTony Jaa (Ong-bak) returns as The Protector, reteaming him with the director of Ong-bak, Prachya Pinkaew. Jaa plays Kham, a man whose life is turned upside down when an international crime syndicate steals his family's two prized elephants. The elephants were to be offered as a token of devotion to His Majesty the King of Thailand, but now Kham must travel to a foreign land to unravel a massive conspiracy. With the help of a disgraced Thai-born police detective and a woman who has lived her life as part of the slave trade, Kham must reclaim his beloved animals and stay true to his heritage against almost overwhelming odds"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stayhigh 2 #23 September 8, 2006 Ong Bak 2 came out in asia year ago or so. This link will lead you to Korean site but, clip will play automatically, it is a fighting sceane, WARNING major spoiler, copy and paste it... Him fighting 70 vs 1 4 min and 14 sec http://aura.damoim.net/pages/external/external_movie.asp?ownpnum=14144345&movieseq=2310486 and another one him fighting final dude. 3min 1sec http://aura.damoim.net/pages/external/external_movie.asp?ownpnum=3971337&movieseq=4192758Bernie Sanders for President 2016 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #24 September 8, 2006 Clickys... Him fighting 70 vs 1 4 min and 14 sec http://aura.damoim.net/pages/external/external_movie.asp?ownpnum=14144345&movieseq=2310486 and another one him fighting final dude. 3min 1sec http://aura.damoim.net/pages/external/external_movie.asp?ownpnum=3971337&movieseq=4192758 and an illistration showing how to make them for the new guy... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #25 September 8, 2006 Quote Tony Jaa has a new movie coming out soon in the States. The plot seems a little thin. You watch action flicks for the PLOT? Hand over your guy card buddy! yeah the plots are thin but in terms of what this dude can do, Ong Bak is incredible! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
