SpeedRacer 1 #76 September 10, 2006 BADASS thing that I do: I brew beer. I just entered my Smoked Porter in the county fair. I hope I win. I tried to brew it in the style of Alaskan Brewing Company's smoked porter, except that I used beechwood to smoke the malt, rather than alder wood. I had a kick-ass hefeweizen, unfortunately, it all got drunk up by my family & friends (& me). sucks, because it might really have won something. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #77 September 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteI can get 40 16 year olds to stop talking, fighting if necessary and get back to work without saying a word to them. Me too and I dont have to take my top off to do it Squeak you brat!! Neither do I, OF COURSE!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #78 September 10, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI can get 40 16 year olds to stop talking, fighting if necessary and get back to work without saying a word to them. Me too and I dont have to take my top off to do it Squeak you brat!! Neither do I, OF COURSE!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA CHEERS SQUEAK!!! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #79 September 10, 2006 I can offend ANYONE.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #80 September 10, 2006 I can get two in the pink and two in the stink"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #81 September 10, 2006 Quotei can get myself off in three seconds. I can place a chest tube quicker than you can jack off I don't know which is more useful...lol linz-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #82 September 10, 2006 I can do magic... I walk down the street and 'turn into' a BAR! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,560 #83 September 10, 2006 I can walk on hot coals. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #84 September 10, 2006 QuoteI can walk on hot coals. Quote I'm pretty good a putting burn cream on women's FEET! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #85 September 10, 2006 Since I just put this on a post previously here it is again www.nocturnalcreationsonline.com/poledance.html Poke around my wight and you will ese what kind of fun bad ass stuff I do And here are some fire pics with my baby, Brains who is a sexy fire/skydiver guy and another with Alli Richard, another bad ass fire/skydiving chick"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #86 September 10, 2006 QuoteSince I just put this on a post previously here it is again www.nocturnalcreationsonline.com/poledance.html Poke around my wight and you will ese what kind of fun bad ass stuff I do And here are some fire pics with my baby, Brains who is a sexy fire/skydiver guy and another with Alli Richard, another bad ass fire/skydiving chick Quote W O W ! Hey, I can do the burn cream thing on OTHER body parts TOO! I mean...ya know....justin case and stuff...! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #87 September 10, 2006 QuoteI can walk on hot coals. Wendy W. Will you marry me? -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,118 #88 September 10, 2006 QuoteThe earth weights around 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons. The earths rottational speed at sea level at the equator is 1041.66mph does anyone know how to calculate the momentum that a 5.972 sextillion ton object would create at that speed? Yes.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #89 September 10, 2006 lol ok.............and.........I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #90 September 11, 2006 Ok, so how do you do it? this has gotta be goodGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #91 September 11, 2006 QuoteI can walk on hot coals. Wendy W. pictures, we want pictures - but for how long???Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #92 September 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteoff the subject but WTF, Mr Physics (said with respect) - how about a discussion supporting your opinion on this question - if you amassed all the people on earth within 5 miles of the equator, and they faced the same direction, and at the same instant performed a standing broad jump where the takeoff angle was 33 degrees, and the landing was vertical could they change the rotation speed of the earth? Getting them there would have more effect than the jump (whose effect would be transient). Ever hear of the law of conservation of angular momentum? Besides, the mass of the entire population is less than 10^12kg, or about a trillionth of the mass of the Earth. i'm relieved to know there is law against this kind of stuff, must be a good law if it involves conservation, i'll stop worrying nowGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #93 September 11, 2006 OH HELL YEAH! my little banana-bitch can Seriously show that fire/sky/pole who's boss :^) i like that pic of you and alli - i love ya'll* ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny5 0 #94 September 11, 2006 I break cars / components for OEMs and tell them how to make it safer, so that joe public can go that extra 15 MPH headon into oncoming traffic.I'd rather be on a losing 4-way team than a winning football team. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
