livendive 8 #1 September 8, 2006 I recently learned that one of my students (well, no longer a student) is lurking here on dz.com. To her credit, she did ask me about some advice she read here before taking it as gospel, so perhaps she's ready for the full brunt of you fuckers. Without further ado, I present AmyFiske...a challenging AFF student! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 September 8, 2006 more"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 September 8, 2006 QuoteI recently learned that one of my students (well, no longer a student) is lurking here on dz.com. To her credit, she did ask me about some advice she read here before taking it as gospel, so perhaps she's ready for the full brunt of you fuckers. Without further ado, I present AmyFiske...a challenging AFF student! Blues, Dave Welcome Amy - and - I'll just apologize in advance - there - now that is out of the way . . . How YOU doin?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 September 8, 2006 two more"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 September 8, 2006 Tell her not to stick her tongue out unless she plans on using it... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 September 8, 2006 I like AFF1. I'm always sticking my tongue out when doing things. It looks like she is about to put her tongue on the bar though. Ieh wal steh ewe ih uhh erSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #7 September 8, 2006 Welcome........ Nice tongue!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 September 8, 2006 SCHWEEEEET shots!!! Is this the same Amy from LP???? Good work girl! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 September 8, 2006 Are you people teaching freestyle to your AFF students out there in East Bumfuck? And... she's not having ANY fun, is she? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 September 8, 2006 Ooh! Amy gives good skyface! Yeah, she's ready for this place. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 September 8, 2006 QuoteAre you people teaching freestyle to your AFF students out there in East Bumfuck? And... she's not having ANY fun, is she? Two of those do look like freestyle shots, don't they? The diveflow called for backloops, but I think she was trying to demonstrate something else entirely. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amyfiske 0 #12 September 8, 2006 Its sky ninja madness...someday you might learn. It takes years of training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 September 8, 2006 Quote Two of those do look like freestyle shots, don't they? Totally! Get B2 to take a look at those and she'd think she had some new competition."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #14 September 8, 2006 QuoteAre you people teaching freestyle to your AFF students out there in East Bumfuck? And... she's not having ANY fun, is she? I was going to ask the same thing The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amyfiske 0 #15 September 8, 2006 and you stinker, puttin' me up here like one of Jerrys' kids...you should be ashamed of yourself. I wish they had a retarded smiley face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 September 8, 2006 Quoteand you stinker, puttin' me up here like one of Jerrys' kids...you should be ashamed of yourself. I wish they had a retarded smiley face. It's okay, we already know Dave is "special." "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amyfiske 0 #17 September 8, 2006 thats' affirmitive ghost rider. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 September 8, 2006 Quoteand you stinker, puttin' me up here like one of Jerrys' kids...you should be ashamed of yourself. I wish they had a retarded smiley face. I'm just trying to make you famous! As for a smiley face, I'll just imagine you in the special olympics rodeo events. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amyfiske 0 #19 September 8, 2006 Great job on image selection goo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #20 September 8, 2006 You are a natural freestylist. Get Dave to be your vidiot and start training for next years nationals. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amyfiske 0 #21 September 8, 2006 Thanks for the kind words of encouragement....you wanna be my sponsor so Dave and I can quit our jobs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteAre you people teaching freestyle to your AFF students out there in East Bumfuck? And... she's not having ANY fun, is she? I was going to ask the same thing Me too!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #23 September 8, 2006 oh all the things she could do with that tongue.. too bad, we'll have to cut it out Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #24 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteand you stinker, puttin' me up here like one of Jerrys' kids...you should be ashamed of yourself. I wish they had a retarded smiley face. It's okay, we already know Dave is "special." By the way...has anyone found his baseball?______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 September 8, 2006 Quote By the way...has anyone found his baseball? If they have, they're kept it. It's not nice at all I tell you. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites