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[spiccoli 0]

haha, oh man. so i noticed this guy at the dz who always walked around with this 5lb tub of protien under his arm. i think he only sat it down to pack, but would pick it right back up before engaging in any conversasion, especialy with the dames.i saw him proped up against the wall bill lumburgh style, using any irrelevant part of the conversation to refer back to his playing college baseball.i guess this protien was his only hope of getting any assumptions to his credibility. why do people go out of there way to make an assclown of themselves? he could have done it without stage props.i havnt been in the skydive scene long at all, just got my license in fact,so maybe im ovelooking some part of skydive culture, but im guessing that skydiving is not a real physicaly intense activity requiring supplements between each jump (unless your a terrible packer). does each dz have its quota of neanderthols, or is this guy the crown jewel?

we need to talk about your flare..

[AggieDave 6]

Huh, that's kinda funny! I walk around the DZ with a smoke and a Starbucks Doubleshot, but I don't talk about my days as a IT guy all the time.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[wildcard451 0]

grade A cocknugget.

[lawrocket 3]

I think I heard him say, "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind...

"Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. I'm dead serious.

"Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[jverley 1]

I get this vision of Eric Cartman, yelling "Beefcake"!

John
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[airtwardo 7]

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Huh, that's kinda funny! I walk around the DZ with a smoke and a Starbucks Doubleshot, but I don't talk about my days as a IT guy all the time.

Now THAT'S funny!

Back in my days as a 'remote viewer' for the CIA...

I got into the habit of not walking around anywhere, I just 'visualize' what's happening everywhere!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[cocheese 0]

Is he related to those who wear a Camel Back around the dz?

[spiccoli 0]

the camelback guys i believe from the west side of town. the protien tub crew is from the east. this would explain the tensions that arrise when one of the more affluent camlebacks gets involved with one of the protein tuber's gal, resulting in agressive snapping and rhythmic confrontations. puts all of douchville in an uprour.

we need to talk about your flare..

[turtlespeed 226]

Does he drive an all black Chevy Blazer with limo tint in the windows and the tires all knobby and tyhe truck jacked up?

Does he have tinted bonehead boomerang?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[AggieDave 6]

Ha! Last time I saw that guy he had gotten off of the 'roids and he had returned to more of a normal size. Still had a bad attitude, though.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Squeak 17]

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Huh, that's kinda funny! I walk around the DZ with a smoke and a Starbucks Doubleshot, but I don't talk about my days as a IT guy all the time as much any more

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