turtlespeed 226 #1 September 14, 2006 A woman with huge breasts was out for a walk when she was jumped by a man holding a gun. When he motioned for her to take off her blouse, she warned him he'd regret it, but he insisted. Next he made her take her bra off, and when a giant set of tits popped into view he began to get incredibly excited. "Take your skirt off," he demanded, ignoring her warnings that he leave off. So, off came the skirt, and then the panties, revealing an equally huge pussy, green and slimy and swarming with bugs. Shocked and repelled, he stepped back and dropped the gun to the ground. Grabbing the gun, the woman pointed it at him, smiled broadly, and commanded, "Eat Me." I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 September 14, 2006 ewwwwwwwwwww g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 September 14, 2006 Quoteewwwwwwwwwww g Mmmmm Yummy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #4 September 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteewwwwwwwwwww g Mmmmm Yummy. That is why you don't get to be the Gynecologist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #5 September 14, 2006 Okay....THAT was disgusting....even for YOU! (puking emoticon)Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 September 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteewwwwwwwwwww g Mmmmm Yummy. That is why you don't get to be the Gynecologist. But I could fix it - no - I couldn't could I? Could I be endocrinoligist?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 September 14, 2006 A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: . "Make 'em all ugly again." NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 September 14, 2006 Me likey.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #9 September 14, 2006 Why thank you....thank you very much! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 September 14, 2006 A couple is preparing to have sex for the first time. The man begins to disrobe by taking off his shoes and socks, and reveals several gnarled toes. "Oh my God," the woman says, "what happened to your toes?" "I had toelio," the man replied. "Don't you mean polio?" she asked. "Nope, toelio." Undeterred, they continue. Eventually the man's pants come off and his knees are scaly and flaky. "What the hell is that?" she asks. "Oh, I had the kneesles." "Don't you mean the measles?" "Nope." Slightly grossed out, but determined, she continues. As the man finally takes off his underwear the woman exclaims, "Let me guess, you had small cox!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 September 14, 2006 That sounds like a story for the "Drawn Together" cartoon! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 September 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteewwwwwwwwwww g Mmmmm Yummy. That is why you don't get to be the Gynecologist. I only have a few absolute rules, but one of them is not eating anything that reminds me of a grilled cheese sandwich when I spread it apart. Also, the presence of anything resembling blue cheese is grounds for automatic disqualification. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 September 14, 2006 Quote I only have a few absolute rules, but one of them is not eating anything that reminds me of a grilled cheese sandwich when I spread it apart. Also, the presence of anything resembling blue cheese is grounds for automatic disqualification. Blues, Dave What about Limberger?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #14 September 14, 2006 Wensleydale? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 September 14, 2006 Mmmmm Feta. Good ol' feta cheese crubles falling out as she squats down.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #16 September 14, 2006 No speculums for you! And endocrinology?! All you'ld do is draw labs and prescribe hormones. No fun there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 September 14, 2006 I think he misinterpreted the word "hormone." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 September 14, 2006 QuoteNo speculums for you! And endocrinology?! All you'ld do is draw labs and prescribe hormones. No fun there. Hmmm - Can I be the internist?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #19 September 14, 2006 NO... but you can be an intern. That'll keep you busy for a year. Skymama would love it if you were to busy being a slave to the system for 12 months (and I don't mean being a slave in a GOOD way either) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 September 14, 2006 Quote (and I don't mean being a slave in a GOOD way either) Gave up slavery. Just too damn hard to find a good mistress these days.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 September 14, 2006 QuoteQuote (and I don't mean being a slave in a GOOD way either) Gave up slavery. Just too damn hard to find a good mistress these days. Good things are hard to find... or was it that Hard things were good to find. I get confused. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 September 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote (and I don't mean being a slave in a GOOD way either) Gave up slavery. Just too damn hard to find a good mistress these days. Good things are hard to find... or was it that Hard things were good to find. I get confused. ABSOLUTELY!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 September 14, 2006 That's right dude! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
