boinky 0 #1 September 14, 2006 In case any of you are bored today. Here is something to keep you and your co-workers entertained. One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells. A Tudor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, "Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?" One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one, too. When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 September 14, 2006 I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant pluckers' mate I'm only plucking pheasants, Cuz the pheasnt plucker's late. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #3 September 14, 2006 QuoteI'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant pluckers' mate I'm only plucking pheasants, Cuz the pheasnt plucker's late. . We used to do this one in theatre class: I'm a mother pheasant plucker I pluck mother pheasants I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker To ever pluck a mother pheasant~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 September 14, 2006 QuoteI'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant pluckers' son I'm only plucking pheasants, Until the pheasant plucker comes . our variantYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites