Randy_H 0 #1 September 15, 2006 Two people were out in a cessna flying. They left seattle and became disoriented and didn't have a clue where they were at. At that same moment, all of the navigational equipment onboard failed. and they were starting to run low on fuel. They noticed a huge building below and saw a man standing outside. So the pilot started circling the building while the passenger scribbled a message on a large piece of cardboard. He wrote "Where are we?" on it and held it out for the man on the ground. The man on the ground ran inside and came out with another cardboard sign that said "In an airplane". The pilot saw the reply and then immediately headed West back to seattle. The passenger was puzzled that the pilot now knew where he was at and asked him where they were. The pilot said, "that is the Microsoft HQ down there". The passenger said "how do you know that? The man on the ground only said that we were in an airplane" The pilot said, it's quite easy, we got a technically correct but utterly useless answer.010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 September 15, 2006 A man and a woman are in bed on their wedding night, ready for their first time together. The wife says "Be gentle, honey, it's my first time." The husband looks at her, puzzled and says "But you've been married three times before - how can it be your first time?" The wife says, "Well, my first husband had a heart problem and when he carried me across the threshhold on our wedding night, he had a heart attack and died." "My second husband was young but clumsy, and just before we were about to make love for the first time, he hit his head on the headboard, had a fatal injury, and died." "My third husband is still alive. But he was a Microsoft engineer. He used to just sit on the side of the bed and tell me how good it was going to be.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #3 September 15, 2006 Nice!! Showing a beta build of their latest and greatest "Vista", Huge Glitch Leads To One Of Worst Embarrassments In Microsoft History clicky!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #4 September 15, 2006 Quote Nice!! Showing a beta build of their latest and greatest "Vista", Huge Glitch Leads To One Of Worst Embarrassments In Microsoft History clicky! And here is the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLa3Wac4O2A Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
