LisaM 0 #26 September 15, 2006 ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #27 September 15, 2006 Keyboard error. Press F1 to continue. It is infinitely harder to copy data from one server to another in 2005 now. God forbid you have oodles of tables to do. Either that or I don't know it well enough. Most of my apps are still in 2000. I do LOVE that I can work on a stored procedure and expand the table columns without having to close the SP window. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tdog 0 #28 September 15, 2006 Quote -Linux would have a large market share. Open source parachutes... Free, so as long as you compile them yourself... You get to choose the version you like, and contribute to the source. God, now we all have to learn how to sew. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #29 September 15, 2006 In the event of a malfunction, you'd have to press Ctrl-Alt-Del<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airman1270 0 #30 September 15, 2006 This is funny. It's amazing how eager people are to get a computer involved in a process that used to work just fine without one. Pick your favorite example... I've said before that if my parachute had a computer I'd have gone in years ago. Cheers, Jon S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #31 September 15, 2006 If Microsoft made parachutes, I'd take up bowling. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #32 September 15, 2006 would the iReserve have to be backed up every once in a while? System recovery utility would take your pucker factor up to your teethFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 September 15, 2006 They would call the reserve the "Re-Boot" And the Cutaway Handle would be called CTL-ALT-DEL with the main being called "Beta" or "Blue Screen"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ypelchat 0 #34 September 15, 2006 QuoteIf Microsoft made parachutes.... Abort, Retry, Fail? Hit any key when ready! Yves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #35 September 15, 2006 Ditto. I write programs for windows for a living. If M$ made parachutes, I wouldn't be skydiving. JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
