JohnRich 4 #1 September 15, 2006 You can't make stuff up this good. From the news:Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store. The incident began when a man filled a fake penis with urine that he planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. The two stopped at a convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave. Authorities said they believe they wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test. The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police...Full Story: AccessNorthGa.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 September 15, 2006 QuoteYou can't make stuff up this good. From the news:Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store. The incident began when a man filled a fake penis with urine that he planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. The two stopped at a convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave. Authorities said they believe they wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test. The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police...Full Story: AccessNorthGa.com That's funny right there - I don't care who you are - that there is funny.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #3 September 15, 2006 After the stuff that usually gets heated up in a convenience store microwave, the urine-filled fake penis is probably a step up, flavor-wise. [Insert simultaneous puking/heartburn emoticon here] Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #4 September 15, 2006 People who are trying to 'get away' with stuff are usually the funniest (dumbasses) around. I used to go to criminal court at lunchtime just to see how stupid people can be. Now we have the internet....LOL...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites