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You can't make stuff up this good.

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Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case

A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

The incident began when a man filled a fake penis with urine that he planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. The two stopped at a convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave. Authorities said they believe they wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police...
Full Story: AccessNorthGa.com

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You can't make stuff up this good.

From the news:

Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case

A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

The incident began when a man filled a fake penis with urine that he planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. The two stopped at a convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave. Authorities said they believe they wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police...
Full Story: AccessNorthGa.com




That's funny right there - I don't care who you are - that there is funny.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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After the stuff that usually gets heated up in a convenience store microwave, the urine-filled fake penis is probably a step up, flavor-wise. [Insert simultaneous puking/heartburn emoticon here] ;)
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Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash

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