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And how do I know if I'm getting a good deal? My friend said they're coming out with a new brand that has a mute button on them.

Should i wait and save up for the mute button model?

What is the trade in value after 5 years?

Hopefully this post will attract some good ones.:$


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:$Sweet:$ I was just kidding about the mute button. I heard it's pretty easy to tune them out after a few days.;)



Forget all that. You can be as obnoxious as you want, but if you are emotionally unavailable, married, or otherwise untouchable, I will fall for you immediately. [:/]
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Forget all that. You can be as obnoxious as you want, but if you are emotionally unavailable, married, or otherwise untouchable, I will fall for you immediately.



Nah, you're way smarter than you give yourself credit for my friend. You know who's worth falling for and who's not. Trust your gut.;)

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You don't know if you're getting a good deal or not until several years after your purchase.
There is a new model with a mute button however there seems to be a programming error with it. It will mute for approximately 30 seconds then rewind and remind you of everything you've done wrong for the past 10 years (minimum). The manufacturer is aware of this error but refuses to correct it.
They have no trade in value, in fact you're lucky if you have anything left when you finally rid yourself of the older model.
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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The old Bait and Switch method, I see...
Thanks for your smart buying tips.



This is not really much of a secret. The marketing usually overcomes common sense once you see what you want, anyway. That's why you're not afraid of the price tag initially, either. With the right promo department, reality is irrelevant.

Okay, well, I actually DO know some women who smile and have good hearts, but I think all of them are married.
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