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My husband and I are both adult film stars. We have more porn than we know what to do with. If anyone is in the So Cal area, we are willing to trade movies or even a day on a set for some freefly coach jumps. We are so thankful for the world that skydiving and skydivers have introduced us to, it would only be fair to introduce skydivers to our world :-)



I think everyone is so boggled that we have our very own adult film stars that they failed to notice your offer.

I think it's cool as hell, and it makes me wish I'd never stopped jumping.

rl



I noticed but I'm on the wrong coast.. now if they're willing to come to Florida..........
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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My husband and I are both adult film stars. We have more porn than we know what to do with. If anyone is in the So Cal area, we are willing to trade movies or even a day on a set for some freefly coach jumps. We are so thankful for the world that skydiving and skydivers have introduced us to, it would only be fair to introduce skydivers to our world :-)



I think everyone is so boggled that we have our very own adult film stars that they failed to notice your offer.

I think it's cool as hell, and it makes me wish I'd never stopped jumping.

rl



I noticed but I'm on the wrong coast.. now if they're willing to come to Florida..........



I'd be willing to offer my services in the tunnel. You take em in the sky, I'll get them hooked on tunnel crack, we both get to live vicariously though porn stars :D Everyone wins! :D
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My husband and I are both adult film stars. We have more porn than we know what to do with. If anyone is in the So Cal area, we are willing to trade movies or even a day on a set for some freefly coach jumps. We are so thankful for the world that skydiving and skydivers have introduced us to, it would only be fair to introduce skydivers to our world :-)



I think everyone is so boggled that we have our very own adult film stars that they failed to notice your offer.

I think it's cool as hell, and it makes me wish I'd never stopped jumping.

rl



I noticed but I'm on the wrong coast.. now if they're willing to come to Florida..........



I'd be willing to offer my services in the tunnel. You take em in the sky, I'll get them hooked on tunnel crack, we both get to live vicariously though porn stars :D Everyone wins! :D



now there's a tempting offer....
The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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My husband and I are both adult film stars. We have more porn than we know what to do with. If anyone is in the So Cal area, we are willing to trade movies or even a day on a set for some freefly coach jumps. We are so thankful for the world that skydiving and skydivers have introduced us to, it would only be fair to introduce skydivers to our world :-)




bwahaha if this is really true someone should take you up on it and post what happened on their day in the studio

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Fluffers? ;) OK, that is such a "Boogie Nights" perpetuated myth. Nowadays, a fluffer is a Viagra, your hand, and some lube while the girl looks bored and keeps saying, " are you ready yet?":)
No, they actually aren't all that bad, but to be successful, you have to be prepared to deal with situations like that. That is why it is so difficult for a guy to make it in this business. If I am having a bad day, I can fake it, but there is no way for a guy to do that.

THANK YOU to all of the skychicks who have been so cool here!
"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But, the self is not something that one finds. It is something that one creates"- Thomas Szasz

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Paige, we just started flying in the tunnel at Perris about two weeks ago. Oh my god...I am so hooked. The only thing that sucks is that Perris takes so much longer to get to than Taft, but I'm going to try my hardest to get there 3 times a month.

If we are ever coming to FL, I will PM you and maybe take YOU up on YOU'R offer.

Thanks!
"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But, the self is not something that one finds. It is something that one creates"- Thomas Szasz

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Wanna go in business together ? We can open NetSkin , just like NetFlix, just sazzier !



They already have those. I was just being cheap and thought maybe someone else was in the same situation as me. You know, 1 pretty good DVD that I've seen over and over again, looking for something new, etc.



Why just being cheap when you can be profitable at it?
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
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we are willing to trade movies or even a day on a set for some freefly coach jumps. We are so thankful for the world that skydiving and skydivers have introduced us to



Maybe you should try showing how thankful you are by paying for it like everybody else does.
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Why are you such an angry person Mark?



I'm not angry. I just get fed up with all the reverence for people and things that haven't earned and don't deserve it.
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Maybe you should try showing how thankful you are by paying for it like everybody else does.



ummmm... if someone takes them up on the offer they are paying for it... :S... its called a trade... and its method that was used before that whole concept of money was created... :P:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Maybe you should try showing how thankful you are by paying for it like everybody else does.



ummmm... if someone takes them up on the offer they are paying for it... :S... its called a trade... and its method that was used before that whole concept of money was created... :P:D



Ummm....no, it's called barter.

If I were a coach, I'd take legal tender over smut any day, because I can get all the smut I want for nothing, and could also directly observe people screwing like barnyard animals for free if I so desired.

Porn is pretty cheap coin, and I personally find it being used for barter in skydiving to be sad.

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Porn is pretty cheap coin, and I personally find it being used for barter in skydiving to be sad.

In that case... I'm putting my Freefly coaching skills up for barter;)
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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Ummm....no, it's called barter.



OK, lets argue Semantics here... According to my local online thesarus... barter is a synonym of trade... so... I guess we're both right... ;)

Main Entry: trade 1
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: commerce
Synonyms: barter, business, clientele, commerce, contract, custom, customers, deal, dealing, enterprise, exchange, industry, interchange, market, merchantry, patronage, public, sales, swap, traffic, transaction, truck


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If I were a coach, I'd take legal tender over smut any day, because I can get all the smut I want for nothing, and could also directly observe people screwing like barnyard animals for free if I so desired.

Porn is pretty cheap coin, and I personally find it being used for barter in skydiving to be sad.



So don't take them up on their offer... I also have no interest in porn for coaching but maybe someone would like it... :P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Porn is pretty cheap coin, and I personally find it being used for barter in skydiving to be sad.

In that case... I'm putting my Freefly coaching skills up for barter;)



Anyone think Chris is kicking himself in the butt for closing out his "free coaching" contest too soon? :D:D:D
Mike
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we are willing to trade movies or even a day on a set for some freefly coach jumps. We are so thankful for the world that skydiving and skydivers have introduced us to



Maybe you should try showing how thankful you are by paying for it like everybody else does.



Apparently you failed to follow the thread, Mark.

Maybe you should go back and read it all again for comprehension. You know, how it started, how it progressed. The post to which you are replying fits perfectly into the context of the thread, whereas yours is, at a minimum, out-of-place.

How you can turn something nice into the reason for venting bile is beyond me.

rl
If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

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