shropshire 0 #1 September 16, 2006 Nobody.... but nobody.. makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 September 16, 2006 Are you watching Smokey & the BanditYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 September 16, 2006 I'm not sure what a opossum's pecker looks like but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to look like one. One of my favorite lines.........."Run Jr. We're surrounded by a mental case!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 September 16, 2006 Yeap - It's a classic film. Best ever road trip stories and some excellent one liners. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #5 September 16, 2006 It must seem borderline ridiculous to those outside the Southern US, muchless in other countries. But, growing up in the deeeeeeeep South in the 50s and 60s, I can tell you without a doubt, that lawmen like Sheriff Justice did indeed exist. 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 September 16, 2006 Quotethat lawmen like Sheriff Justice did indeed exist. DID? Been to Lower Alabama lately? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 September 16, 2006 QuoteI'm not sure what a opossum's pecker looks like but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to look like one. One of my favorite lines.........."Run Jr. We're surrounded by a mental case!" ____________________________ I've been told, 'possums have TWO peckers. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 September 16, 2006 QuoteI've been told, 'possums have TWO peckers. Is one better looking than the other? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #9 September 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've been told, 'possums have TWO peckers. Is one better looking than the other? ___________________________________ Like I said, I've been 'told' that. I'm not about to go grab one of the little suckers and flip him over, just to check his weiner! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 September 16, 2006 QuoteLike I said, I've been 'told' that. I'm not about to go grab one of the little suckers and flip him over, just to check his weiner! No doubt..........you ever seen the set of teeth on a opossum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 September 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteLike I said, I've been 'told' that. I'm not about to go grab one of the little suckers and flip him over, just to check his weiner! No doubt..........you ever seen the set of teeth on a opossum? _____________________________ Yessir, I have... from a safe distance! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #12 September 17, 2006 I like the line where he looks at his CLUELESS son and says: I'm going home and kick your mama in the ass..there's no WAAAAY you came from my loins.....~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #13 September 17, 2006 I'm not much of a gear-head chick, but I still like that Trans-Am!"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 September 17, 2006 QuoteQuotethat lawmen like Sheriff Justice did indeed exist. DID? Been to Lower Alabama lately? Unfortunately, yes. I stuck here till Monday."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 September 17, 2006 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #16 September 18, 2006 Buford T. Justice: This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. ------- Buford T. Justice: And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. ------- Buford T. Justice: If they'd have cremated the sombitch, I'd be kickin' that Mr Bandit's ass around the moon by now Classic!! Pure Classic!010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lekstrom10k 0 #17 September 18, 2006 One of his other great lines after the other sheriff was knocked into the river bed with the bridge out. " You sounded a lot taller on the radio ". Also not a direct qoute " When Junoir gets up in the morning and makes Pee pee and shaves without hurting himself we call that a miracle" . My wife hates movies like Airplane ,Blazing Saddles Naked Gun etc etc. The govenors name in Blazing Saddles is fart in French, so Mel Brooks I was the only one laughing in the show who knew. Hot Shots Part Deux had great scenes too..Cool Hand Luke sang Plastic Jesus when he found out his mother died.Again the only one in the show roaring.Wanted to share this with you . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #18 September 18, 2006 QuoteBuford T. Justice: This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. ------- Buford T. Justice: And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. ------- Buford T. Justice: If they'd have cremated the sombitch, I'd be kickin' that Mr Bandit's ass around the moon by now Classic!! Pure Classic! I think my two favorites were: "When I get you back home, you sumbitch, I'm going to find the tallest tree in the land, and I'm gonna hang you from it!!" Bandit: "Look over your left shoulder" (fanfare music) Smokey: (looks over) "oof" Bandit: "we're going to Boston to get some clam chowder, bye bye!" Sally Fields: "No hard feelings, junior!!" You know what, before I watched the movie with closed captions, I had always thought she'd said "You're a fat ass, smokey!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #19 September 18, 2006 QuoteBuford T. Justice: This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. ------- Buford T. Justice: And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. ------- Buford T. Justice: If they'd have cremated the sombitch, I'd be kickin' that Mr Bandit's ass around the moon by now Classic!! Pure Classic! And a flawless delivery by Jackie Gleason. I doubt anyone will ever have the guts to attempt to top him in the role. 359"Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #20 September 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd a flawless delivery by Jackie Gleason. I doubt anyone will ever have the guts to attempt to top him in the role. 359 God, I hope nobody ever tries a remake. Don't mess with a classic! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Randy_H 0 #21 September 19, 2006 QuoteAnd a flawless delivery by Jackie Gleason. I doubt anyone will ever have the guts to attempt to top him in the role. Totally! Jackie will be missed. He was a GREAT actor. I loved him in the Honeymooners.010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Randy_H 0 #22 September 19, 2006 Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at? Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford. Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio. ----------------------------------- Buford T. Justice: But I'm in high speed pursuit. Don't you hear good? Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Randy_H 0 #23 September 19, 2006 QuoteGod, I hope nobody ever tries a remake. Don't mess with a classic! This seems to be the trend as of late, crappy remakes of classics. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #24 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteGod, I hope nobody ever tries a remake. Don't mess with a classic! This seems to be the trend as of late, crappy remakes of classics. Yep, just look at the Dukes of Hazzard movie... what a crock of shit..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Randy_H 0 #25 September 19, 2006 QuoteYep, just look at the Dukes of Hazzard movie...Unimpressed what a crock of shit... agreed...I couldn't even bring myself to rent it! OMG!!! after a little googling, it appears that there IS a remake of Smokey and the Bandit in the works with Matthew McConaughey as The Bandit? Two different sources, with two different release dates, and two different scripts.. Version 1 Version 2010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Randy_H 0 #21 September 19, 2006 QuoteAnd a flawless delivery by Jackie Gleason. I doubt anyone will ever have the guts to attempt to top him in the role. Totally! Jackie will be missed. He was a GREAT actor. I loved him in the Honeymooners.010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #22 September 19, 2006 Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at? Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford. Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio. ----------------------------------- Buford T. Justice: But I'm in high speed pursuit. Don't you hear good? Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #23 September 19, 2006 QuoteGod, I hope nobody ever tries a remake. Don't mess with a classic! This seems to be the trend as of late, crappy remakes of classics. 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #24 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteGod, I hope nobody ever tries a remake. Don't mess with a classic! This seems to be the trend as of late, crappy remakes of classics. Yep, just look at the Dukes of Hazzard movie... what a crock of shit..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #25 September 19, 2006 QuoteYep, just look at the Dukes of Hazzard movie...Unimpressed what a crock of shit... agreed...I couldn't even bring myself to rent it! OMG!!! after a little googling, it appears that there IS a remake of Smokey and the Bandit in the works with Matthew McConaughey as The Bandit? Two different sources, with two different release dates, and two different scripts.. Version 1 Version 2010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
