waltappel 1 #1 September 19, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OMG, of all the ridiculous things I have written (and posted!) I am sooooooooooooo glad I have never written a sappy love letter!!!!! That is all. Walt p.s. Almost forgot--post 'em if ya' got 'em!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 September 19, 2006 QuoteAlmost forgot--post 'em if ya' got 'em!!!! Even if they involve poop? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #3 September 19, 2006 QuoteEven if they involve poop? LOL--*especially* if they involve poop!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 September 19, 2006 I don't have any love letters... but since I was a little bored I was searching for "funny love letters" in google images I stumbled across this. http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/ Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #5 September 19, 2006 QuoteI don't have any love letters... but since I was a little bored I was searching for "funny love letters" in google images I stumbled across this. http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/ Scott, You doing your daily search on your idol? She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 September 19, 2006 QuoteYou doing your daily search on your idol? no, my search really was "funny love letters" I'm not sure why there was a david hasselhoff picture showing on one of them... granted it was on page 5... http://images.google.com/images?q=funny+love+letters&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=72&sa=N&ndsp=18Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #7 September 19, 2006 OMG, of all the ridiculous things I have written (and posted!) I am sooooooooooooo glad I have never written a sappy love letter!!!!! Quote Are you kiddin'? Women eat that stuff up. Maybe you should consider doing it. With your writing skills, you could come up with some great ones. Here is something that I have carried around in my purse for two years now: "Oh my dear, tonight I feel tired, a gentle kiss as I come thru the door, and the feel of your breath as I drift off to sleep would make a soul content for today..."What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #8 September 19, 2006 QuoteOMG, of all the ridiculous things I have written (and posted!) I am sooooooooooooo glad I have never written a sappy love letter!!!!! Quote Are you kiddin'? Women eat that stuff up. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me you are just kidding!!!!! Ladies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #9 September 19, 2006 QuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites adventurechick 0 #10 September 19, 2006 QuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Walt God no, I hate sappyness. I'd prefer "you're a cool chick, uh let's chill" PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #11 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes. is that a yes you agree with walt or yes you like sappy love letter? not that I'm planning to send you one or anything... just want some clarification... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #12 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes. Ok, Skymama, a poem for you: No one but you, oh sweet one can fill my heart with everlasting love Only you, my dearest one, with one sweet kiss can make me believe in heaven above Your eyes, your smile, forever with me everywhere I go; everything I do For eternity, my dearest Skymama you will be... ...my little poopie poo. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #13 September 19, 2006 Yes, I mean a sappy love letter would be nice to receive. I guess I'm just a sappy, old-fashioned romantic.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #14 September 19, 2006 Nice. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #15 September 19, 2006 Not bad Walt!!! I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #16 September 19, 2006 QuoteNot bad Walt!!! I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. g Oh GAWD!!! When I re-read my post, I threw up in my mouth a little! Not even gay guys write stuff that gay and mean it!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #17 September 19, 2006 I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. I rarely get that kind of message so I wouldn't know what "all the time" would be like. That's why the note that was written to me was so meaningful, and I've kept it close to reread when I'm feeling down. It fills my heart full like water on a dry sponge.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ImGunnaJump 0 #18 September 19, 2006 Well, it doesn't have to be filled with flowery prose, in fact, I think I'd prefer it if it wasn't. But a sweet, heartfelt expression of someone's love that I can read and reread is a lovely thing to have.If a guy has no true gift for poetry, unlike yourself, then a simple but honest letter describing how he enjoyed spending the day with me, or how I "make him want to be a better man" is fabulous. I am a romantic, but I don't want to O.D. on it."...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #19 September 19, 2006 Quotep.s. Almost forgot--post 'em if ya' got 'em!!!! You asked for it...lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 September 19, 2006 You just may be the most romantic man on the planet! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #21 September 19, 2006 Lol...thank you..thank you very much....lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #22 September 19, 2006 . . . and i thought - where IS THAT fucker Slappie . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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waltappel 1 #8 September 19, 2006 QuoteOMG, of all the ridiculous things I have written (and posted!) I am sooooooooooooo glad I have never written a sappy love letter!!!!! Quote Are you kiddin'? Women eat that stuff up. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me you are just kidding!!!!! Ladies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #9 September 19, 2006 QuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites adventurechick 0 #10 September 19, 2006 QuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Walt God no, I hate sappyness. I'd prefer "you're a cool chick, uh let's chill" PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #11 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes. is that a yes you agree with walt or yes you like sappy love letter? not that I'm planning to send you one or anything... just want some clarification... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #12 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes. Ok, Skymama, a poem for you: No one but you, oh sweet one can fill my heart with everlasting love Only you, my dearest one, with one sweet kiss can make me believe in heaven above Your eyes, your smile, forever with me everywhere I go; everything I do For eternity, my dearest Skymama you will be... ...my little poopie poo. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #13 September 19, 2006 Yes, I mean a sappy love letter would be nice to receive. I guess I'm just a sappy, old-fashioned romantic.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #14 September 19, 2006 Nice. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #15 September 19, 2006 Not bad Walt!!! I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #16 September 19, 2006 QuoteNot bad Walt!!! I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. g Oh GAWD!!! When I re-read my post, I threw up in my mouth a little! Not even gay guys write stuff that gay and mean it!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #17 September 19, 2006 I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. I rarely get that kind of message so I wouldn't know what "all the time" would be like. That's why the note that was written to me was so meaningful, and I've kept it close to reread when I'm feeling down. It fills my heart full like water on a dry sponge.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 September 19, 2006 QuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #10 September 19, 2006 QuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Walt God no, I hate sappyness. I'd prefer "you're a cool chick, uh let's chill" PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes. is that a yes you agree with walt or yes you like sappy love letter? not that I'm planning to send you one or anything... just want some clarification... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 September 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteLadies, help me out here!!!! You don't *really* want your guy to write that kind of thing, do you?!!!!! Yes. Ok, Skymama, a poem for you: No one but you, oh sweet one can fill my heart with everlasting love Only you, my dearest one, with one sweet kiss can make me believe in heaven above Your eyes, your smile, forever with me everywhere I go; everything I do For eternity, my dearest Skymama you will be... ...my little poopie poo. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 September 19, 2006 Yes, I mean a sappy love letter would be nice to receive. I guess I'm just a sappy, old-fashioned romantic.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 September 19, 2006 Nice. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #15 September 19, 2006 Not bad Walt!!! I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 September 19, 2006 QuoteNot bad Walt!!! I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. g Oh GAWD!!! When I re-read my post, I threw up in my mouth a little! Not even gay guys write stuff that gay and mean it!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #17 September 19, 2006 I enjoy a sappy letter, but not all the time. Too much sappiness can kill. It's nice to hear how much you mean to someone whether it's sappy or your own special way. I rarely get that kind of message so I wouldn't know what "all the time" would be like. That's why the note that was written to me was so meaningful, and I've kept it close to reread when I'm feeling down. It fills my heart full like water on a dry sponge.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #18 September 19, 2006 Well, it doesn't have to be filled with flowery prose, in fact, I think I'd prefer it if it wasn't. But a sweet, heartfelt expression of someone's love that I can read and reread is a lovely thing to have.If a guy has no true gift for poetry, unlike yourself, then a simple but honest letter describing how he enjoyed spending the day with me, or how I "make him want to be a better man" is fabulous. I am a romantic, but I don't want to O.D. on it."...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #19 September 19, 2006 Quotep.s. Almost forgot--post 'em if ya' got 'em!!!! You asked for it...lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 September 19, 2006 You just may be the most romantic man on the planet! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #21 September 19, 2006 Lol...thank you..thank you very much....lol. TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 September 19, 2006 . . . and i thought - where IS THAT fucker Slappie . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
