HA HA HA :-D

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After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife
who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing
a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you? "Demanded Brian, "and
what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St
Peter".
Brian was stunned.

"You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for, I
haven't said good-bye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight
away." St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a
catch.
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Brian was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn?t so
bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new
hen.
How are you enjoying your first day here?
"It's not so bad, "replied Brian, "but I have this strange feeling
inside like I'm about to explode."
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've
never laid an egg before."
"Never," replied Brian.
"Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a
few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his
tail.
An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got
the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that
had happened to him...ever!!!
The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third
egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting, Brian! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting in the bed."

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Bwahaahaa! But EEEW!

[Mayberry 0]

Don

Here's to friends!

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I didn't know Walt's middle name was Brian.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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oh my... people in Chili's are looking at me funny 'cos i'm laughing loudly.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.