The sex frog

[Judit 0]

A pretty young blond goes to her local pet store in search of an
exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of
live frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Guaranteed to satisfy
women. Only $50 each! Satisfaction or money refunded. Comes with
complete instructions."

The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what
is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the
frog to follow its training.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
nothing happens! The girl is very disappointed and quite upset. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
store." So, the lady calls the pet store.

The man says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is
ringing her doorbell.

The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions..the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to
show you how to do this one more time."

Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping

[cocheese 0]

Did you ever hear the story of the frog that dreamed of being a king and then he became one?